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Husband came home and find his wife sleeping with another man.

Wife: Why are you home early?

Husband: Who is he?

Wife: Don't try to change the topic! :D

...and they blame us for not getting enought makrs !!!

(I hope this is fresh as nothing similar found on searching!)

If your Girlfriend is fat , tell her to walk 20 miles a day

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she will be 600 miles away

SoftWare Programming In C++ For Structure Of Females!

struct female_professionals
{
double styles;
short skirts;
long time_to_understand_problems;
float mind;
void knowledge;
char non_co-operative;
}
struct married_females
{
double weight;
short tempered;
long gossip;
float hopes;
void word;
char unstable;
}
struct engaged_females
{
double time_on_phone;
short attention_on_work;
long boast;
float on_cloud_nine;
void understanding;
char edgy;
}
struct newly_married_females
{
double dinner_invitation;
short time_at_work;
long lunch_break;
void bank_balance;
char hen_pecked;
}
struct husband_wife_professionals
{
double income;
short tempered;
long time_no_see_each_other;
void love_life;
char money_making;
}
struct beautiful_city_girl
{
double boyfriends;
short affairs;
long stories;
void greymatter;
char flirt;
}
struct old_lady
{
double chin ;
short memory;
long sighs ;
void attention_from_men;
char chatterbox;
}

I dont think any married man will disagree with this :D

Quote:

Originally Posted by karanraheja (Post 2619714)
I dont think any married man will disagree with this :D

Condor'ed:D. Its put up a few days back


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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Anyone and everyone who can jump,run and swim are already in the US of A.

Here are a few from Facebook.

Govt Car of Archeological department:uncontrol

...and we thought we have seen it all !!!:uncontrol

Looking for a new job for a change of scene, you say?
How about a change of species?


Group application are presidely needed & accepted urgently . Applicants can apply in group of 1 - 78 men / women .

The Company has the following vacancy: A) Fish Packing (b) Fish Cutting (c) Company Security (d) Office Cleaner (e) Laborers (f) Lobsters (g) Drivers (h) Cook. Store manager (i) Sales Executive (j) Store Keeper (k) Branch Manager, Guest Relation Manager, Administration Manager, Production, Business Asst Manager, Customer care executive, Sales and Marketing Manager / Assistant and General service Departments.




Email scam, but i am DEFINITELY applying!!

Hope this post is not condorred :)

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Epic Fail!!

rl:rl:


The Official Joke thread-epic-fail.jpg

Quote:

Originally Posted by DevilsCry (Post 2620331)
Hope this post is not condorred :)

I was just going to share the same link. Its a laugh riot. Loved the part about the ARC being our National symbol :D!

Mods note: Please follow our board rules and in this case (#11)

Quote:

Originally Posted by dhanushs (Post 2620958)
Epic Fail!!

rl:rl:


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Technically (as in, English-wise), the guy hasn't really made a fool of myself. He's said, the 2nd person to comment is g*y. Both the comments are made by him alone so in fact it's the same person (1st).


Had he said, the person to comment 2nd is g*y, then we have a winner :D

I'm not sure whether the guy is a plain stupid genius or needs some serious English lessons! :D


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