Team-BHP - The Official Joke thread

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Originally Posted by anilkalvani (Post 2607191)

Saw a rickshaw this morning. Let the picture do the talking. :uncontrol

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Highlights are "Just married couple 10% discount" and "now showing". 'nuff said?

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Originally Posted by prateekm (Post 2610691)

Ain't this pure embarrassment? :D

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where did you get this? It has been removed now.

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Originally Posted by SirAlec (Post 2610955)

where did you get this? It has been removed now.

I actually saw this on Facebook today morning. Just checked it on Wiki, looks like they edited it.

Here is a copy from the edit history: French Armed Forces - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

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Originally Posted by SirAlec (Post 2610955)

where did you get this? It has been removed now.

I've seen something similar..

If you type out French War Victories in the Google search-bar, you get no matches and a suggestion appears saying: "Did you mean French War Failures?" :D

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Originally Posted by suhaas307 (Post 2610559)

Those who understand some Kannada should get this. ;)

Seriously, I didn't get the joke. Anyone? please:

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Originally Posted by Klub Class (Post 2611014)

Seriously, I didn't get the joke. Anyone? please:

Goobay/Goobey means 'Owl'. it may not sound like much, but we Kannadiga's would take offense to it, depending on circumstances :D

Joke of the day:

At an interview:

Do you speak English?
Yes
Name?
Sum Ting Wong
Sex?
Three to five times a week.
No, no... I mean male or female?
Yes, male, female, sometimes dog.
Holy cow!
Yes, cow, sheep, animals...
But isnt that hostile?
Horse style, doggy style, any style!
Oh dear!
No, no! Deer runs too fast!

Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. :D

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Originally Posted by wanderlust (Post 2611030)

Joke of the day:

At an interview:

This is too much. I couldnt stop smiling for a long time. You made my day.:uncontrol:uncontrol

Guess, who has got which controls?

Result of having more than one Girl Friend!! :Shockked:

Emraan Hashmi in Murder Sequel 78

Want to file a complaint here?

Source: Facebook Pages

Cheers!
Irish :)

Girl : I came to your house to tie a rakhi. Why did you refuse?

Boy: Ajeeb zabardasti hain yaar! If I come to your house with a contraceptive,what then?Will you agree?

:uncontrol

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Originally Posted by //M (Post 2611413)

Another exclusive news from India TV.:D:D

Awesome!!
even better than when they covered amitabh bacchan's cold!!

As to their question, it may be cos he is planning to start singing again!!
:D