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As Steve Jobs is now in heaven ...the Apsaras are now called iTems !! :thumbs up

Quote:

Originally Posted by anilisanil (Post 2606914)
parallel parking!!No words!!

Where is this?
As we would say, "peechhe wale ke bumper ki rail bana di!!"

(Made a piece of railway track out of the rear cars bumper!) :D

Quote:

Originally Posted by bluevolt (Post 2607020)
As Steve Jobs is now in heaven ...the Apsaras are now called iTems !! :thumbs up


And the jokes that are repeated on Jokes Thread are called iDidItAgains. :P

Saw a rickshaw this morning. Let the picture do the talking. :uncontrol


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Mom: Son, get up its time to go to College.

Son: No mom. I don't want to go to College.

Mom: Give me 2 reason why don't you want to go to college.

Son:
1. All students hate me.
2. The whole staff hates me.

Mom: Ooh! Thats not a reason. Come on. you must go to college.

Son: Give me 2 reasons why i should go 2 college.

Mom:
1. U are 57 years old.
2. U are the PRINCIPAL of the college........!

Lol, your tip for the weekend :D

this guy used to drive autos before :D

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Quote:

Originally Posted by IronH4WK (Post 2607535)
this guy used to drive autos before :D

:D
Two seperate ones on this.
1. Have you not heard of leaning/transferring weight into corners?
Or:

2. Rear tyre was punctured, so he didnt want to put all his weight on the bike.Some was, ahem, "hanging" off.
(ignoring that its that undulation in the road that makes it look like he has a flat)

Quote:

Originally Posted by mayankk (Post 2607547)
:D
Two seperate ones on this.
1. Have you not heard of leaning/transferring weight into corners?
Or:

2. Rear tyre was punctured, so he didnt want to put all his weight on the bike.Some was, ahem, "hanging" off.
(ignoring that its that undulation in the road that makes it look like he has a flat)

Or he requires more force on his brake for those special moments ;)!!

Classic catch by Ironhawk!

Quote:

Originally Posted by mayankk (Post 2607547)
:D
Two seperate ones on this.
1. Have you not heard of leaning/transferring weight into corners?
Or:

2. Rear tyre was punctured, so he didnt want to put all his weight on the bike.Some was, ahem, "hanging" off.
(ignoring that its that undulation in the road that makes it look like he has a flat)

oh that's not a undulation - that's a Himalayan speed breaker; specialty of Bangalore :D


Quote:

Originally Posted by anilisanil (Post 2607581)
Or he requires more force on his brake for those special moments ;)!!

:uncontrol

Quote:

Originally Posted by IronH4WK (Post 2607535)
this guy used to drive autos before :D

Looks like he's approaching a nice sweeping corner (save the innova and the bus lol). That explains why he is looking into the turn and preparing to do a knee down maneuver. :D

Quote:

Originally Posted by n_aditya (Post 2607609)
Looks like he's approaching a nice sweeping corner (save the innova and the bus lol). That explains why he is looking into the turn and preparing to do a knee down maneuver. :D

lol: only if it were a track! there is a right after the second breaker; he took that. from your description, yes it looks like he's preparing for it :D

Quote:

Originally Posted by IronH4WK (Post 2607535)
this guy used to drive autos before :D

One word: hemorrhoids.

This just shows the extremely low standards TOI adheres to of late :

"scrapes"?! Lol!

From yesterday's TOI, Delhi

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