24th November 2011, 15:25
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Dad asked his daughter : What do you want to be when you grow up? Daughter : I want to be a mother, I want to study, I want to get married. Dad : Do what pleases you my little angel, but just ensure to take care of the sequence of events!  |
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24th November 2011, 18:39
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| Re: The Official Joke thread There are 3 kinds of students: 1.Some make wonders happen. 2.Some see wonders happen. 3.Others wonder what happened.  |
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25th November 2011, 10:25
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| Senior - BHPian  | Re: The Official Joke thread Yamaha launches a new superbike... the FG1 for INR 10.5L. Also thanks to TOI, the ninja 250 costs around INR 7.5L. oops its the Ninza.  Read more here. Made my day. Was laughing my guts off and nearly choked on breakfast reading this article this morning. Last edited by n_aditya : 25th November 2011 at 10:28. |
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25th November 2011, 11:10
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25th November 2011, 12:15
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| Senior - BHPian  | Re: The Official Joke thread A real management lesson !!! Source: FB profile of Jayadev. |
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25th November 2011, 17:04
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| Senior - BHPian | About Mullaperiyar Dam !! To Jayalalitha "Damlu cracku..crackilu leaku..state fullaa wateru... Empty house..water comu..house fullaa gone-u... Oh..my godu..we gonna die-u..Tamil Nadu happy now-u?? Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di... " Source: Fb again, Suraj Menon's profile. |
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25th November 2011, 18:41
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| Senior - BHPian  | Re: The Official Joke thread Marketing Concepts Examples for MBA Students A Professor Explained Marketing to MBA Students 1. You see gorgeous girl in party, you go to her & say I am rich marry me - That’s – Direct Marketing. 2. You attend party & your friend goes to a girl & pointing at you tells her. He’ is very rich, marry him - That’s Advertising. 3. Girl walks to you & says u are rich, can u marry me? - “That’s Brand Recognition“ 4. You say I m very rich marry me & she slaps you - “That’s Customer Feedback“ 5. You say I m very rich marry me & she introduces you to her husband - “That’s Demand & Supply Gap“ 6. Before you say I m rich, marry me, you wife arrives - That’s Restriction from Entering New Market. ________ Nurse: How old are you? Patient: None of your business. Nurse: But the doctor must know your age for his records. Patient: Well, first, multiply twenty by two, then add ten. Got that? Nurse: Yes. Fifty. Patient: All right, now subtract fifty, and tell me, what do you get? Nurse: Zero. Patient: Right. And that's exactly the chance of me telling you my age. |
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25th November 2011, 19:47
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| Senior - BHPian  Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Trivandrum, KL
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Tattoo artist of the year |
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25th November 2011, 20:55
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25th November 2011, 22:43
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| Distinguished - BHPian  | Re: The Official Joke thread RIP the Yamaha RX Something! You are getting fossilised:  (found on facebook) |
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26th November 2011, 12:14
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pergnant. She is in great pain right now. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her husband speaking.  |
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26th November 2011, 13:24
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| Re: The Official Joke thread At a party someone yelled : "All married guys please hug the person who has made your life worth living." The Bartender almost got killed! |
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26th November 2011, 21:16
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| What best describes a digestive system? One that starts with a right hand and ends with a left hand!  |
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27th November 2011, 10:07
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| Distinguished - BHPian  Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Chennai
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| Re: The Official Joke thread The growing concern and its effects!  Translation: To study Mullaperiyaar dam, Govt announced a 3 member committee.. |
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27th November 2011, 14:30
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Saw this somewhere in north Goa last week.  |
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