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Dad asked his daughter : What do you want to be when you grow up?
Daughter : I want to be a mother, I want to study, I want to get married.
Dad : Do what pleases you my little angel, but just ensure to take care of the sequence of events! :thumbs up
There are 3 kinds of students:
1.Some make wonders happen.
2.Some see wonders happen.
3.Others wonder what happened.
:D
Yamaha launches a new superbike... the FG1 for INR 10.5L.
Also thanks to TOI, the ninja 250 costs around INR 7.5L. oops its the Ninza. :uncontrol
Read more
here. Made my day. Was laughing my guts off and nearly choked on breakfast reading this article this morning. :D
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Originally Posted by n_aditya
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Yamaha launches a new superbike... the FG1 for INR 10.5L.
Also thanks to TOI, the ninja 250 costs around INR 7.5L. oops its the Ninza. :uncontrol
Read more here. Made my day. Was laughing my guts off and nearly choked on breakfast reading this article this morning. :D
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And the worst part is that chick (if I may call her so) is not wearing any helmet. But seriously TOI is comedy of errors, if I just need a break I will randomly open any article in TOI find errors in it and comment! very gratifying.
A real management lesson !!! :D
Source: FB profile of Jayadev.
To Jayalalitha
"Damlu cracku..crackilu leaku..state fullaa wateru...
Empty house..water comu..house fullaa gone-u...
Oh..my godu..we gonna die-u..Tamil Nadu happy now-u??
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di... " :D
Source: Fb again, Suraj Menon's profile.
Marketing Concepts Examples for MBA Students
A Professor Explained Marketing to MBA Students
1. You see gorgeous girl in party, you go to her & say I am rich marry me - That’s – Direct Marketing.
2. You attend party & your friend goes to a girl & pointing at you tells her. He’ is very rich, marry him - That’s Advertising.
3. Girl walks to you & says u are rich, can u marry me? - “That’s Brand Recognition“
4. You say I m very rich marry me & she slaps you - “That’s Customer Feedback“
5. You say I m very rich marry me & she introduces you to her husband - “That’s Demand & Supply Gap“
6. Before you say I m rich, marry me, you wife arrives - That’s Restriction from Entering New Market.
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Nurse: How old are you?
Patient: None of your business.
Nurse: But the doctor must know your age for his records.
Patient: Well, first, multiply twenty by two, then add ten. Got that?
Nurse: Yes. Fifty.
Patient: All right, now subtract fifty, and tell me, what do you get?
Nurse: Zero.
Patient: Right. And that's exactly the chance of me telling you my age. :D
Tattoo artist of the year :uncontrol
RIP the Yamaha RX Something! You are getting fossilised:
(found on facebook)
Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pergnant. She is in great pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking.
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At a party someone yelled : "All married guys please hug the person who has made your life worth living." :thumbs up
The Bartender almost got killed! :D
What best describes a digestive system?
One that starts with a right hand and ends with a left hand! :)
The growing concern and its effects!
Translation: To study Mullaperiyaar dam, Govt announced a 3 member committee..
Saw this somewhere in north Goa last week.:D lol:
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