Re: The Official Joke thread A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane
when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's
talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a
conversation with your fellow passenger.'
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it
slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk
about?'
'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How
about nuclear power?' and he smiles.
'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting
topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer
all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes
little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty,
and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do
you suppose that is?'
The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's
intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'
To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel
qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shyt
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Bill Gates has resigned as the chairman of Microsoft after receiving a letter from Santa Singh.
Santa: Dear sir, I have some question to ask
1. The keypad alphabets are not in order. When will you launch the correct version?
2. There is start button but not stop?
3. We learn't MS Word when will you launch MS Sentence?
4. There is Recycle bin but no Rescooter bin, why?
5. Final question personal one, why your name is Gates even though you sell Windows?
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On a beautiful summer's day, two English tourists were driving through Wales.
At Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysili ogogoch they stopped for lunch, and one of the tourists asked the waitress,
'Before we order, I wonder if you could settle an argument for us. Can you pronounce where we are, very, very, very slowly?'
The girl leaned over and said, 'Burrr........gurrr........king'!
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The value of life increases only after death. For example, a live chicken costs Rs 90 and Chicken Tandoori Rs 280
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I was in the pub with the missus the other night and I said
"I love you"
She said "Is that you or the beer talking"?
"Its me talking to the beer"
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TAXI DRIVER
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimetres from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"
The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much. "
The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years." |