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Two humans ascended a certain geological protuberance to collect a hydride of oxygen of a specified quantity. One member descends dramatically suffering mechanical damage to the cranial part of his anatomical structure. The second member follows the first in a similar series of rapid irregular disturbing movements. :confused:
In simple English:
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. :D
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Originally Posted by Scarlet_Rider
(Post 2576137)
Two humans ascended a certain geological protuberance to collect a hydride of oxygen of a specified quantity. One member descends dramatically suffering mechanical damage to the cranial part of his anatomical structure. The second member follows the first in a similar series of rapid irregular disturbing movements. :confused:
In simple English:
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. :D
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Looks like somebody is studying too much for the GRE exams :D
P.S: You've been condored! This joke has been posted already in this topic, please do a search before posting a joke! :)
Split AC: True in every sense!!.. :D
Deepika went to Yuvraj- his form dropped
went to Ranbir- his movies flopped...
went to Mallyas- & their Airlines stopped :D
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Originally Posted by karanraheja
(Post 2576443)
Deepika went to Yuvraj- his form dropped
went to Ranbir- his movies flopped...
went to Mallyas- & their Airlines stopped :D
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Add this one too....
Paired up with Rajinikant and his Kidneys collapsed.....
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Originally Posted by dhanushs
(Post 2576453)
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And to top it up, the two truck signboard says "Kallatra's
ACE!!!! This guy needs serious lessons not in driving but in common sense.
A doctor was addressing a large audience in Oxford ...
"The material we put into our stomachs should have killed most of us sitting
here, years ago. Red meat is full of steroids and dye. Soft drinks corrode your
stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High transfat diets can be
disastrous and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our
drinking water. But, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and
most of us have, or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that
causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"
After several seconds of quiet, a doddering 70-year-old man in the front row raised his
hand, and softly said,
"Wedding Cake."
Why do a girl's parents have to pay dowry at the time of marriage ????
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An accounts student answered : Because Excise duty is applicable on the product at the time of dispatch.
Maths & girls are equally complex!
For all those beautiful girls who want to get thinner this weekend. Please go to the paint department of your local hardware store!
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Originally Posted by SX4LOVER
(Post 2576509)
And to top it up, the two truck signboard says "Kallatra's ACE!!!! This guy needs serious lessons not in driving but in common sense.
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May be it stands for
ACE Limited (Action Construction Equipment - Crane manufacturer).
Committed suicide due to petrol price hike:D
Got this in mail.
Gentlemen, get ready for Kerala F1 GP :p :uncontrol
There are two reasons why one should not drink water from a toilet-bowl.
- No. 1 &
- No. 2
:D
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