Team-BHP - The Official Joke thread

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Originally Posted by Scorcher (Post 2562159)

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This is epic!

First the movie, now this. What is this guy upto? Heard from folks in Kerala that the movie is making decent money in theaters. Guess how, people go the movie just out of curiosity!!!

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Originally Posted by knaveen (Post 2562164)

First the movie, now this. What is this guy upto? Heard from folks in Kerala that the movie is making decent money in theaters. Guess how, people go the movie just out of curiosity!!!

True that. His movie, despite being released in just three theaters in the state, is doing pretty well. I think either he is a massive pillock or a really clever/cunning business man. Record breaking 2.5 million hits in YouTube, runaway success first film, second and third self financed films in the pipeline.

More good news for you by the way, this song is from his second under-production flick :D

OT: Remove the video link if you're quoting a post containing a video.

F1 is in India and our journalists needs to learn a thing or two about F1 atleast now.

Fastest pitstop!:deadhorse That was actually Felipe's drive through penalty.

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Originally Posted by speedmiester (Post 2562276)

F1 is in India and our journalists needs to learn a thing or two about F1 atleast now.

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Fastest pitstop!:deadhorse That was actually Felipe's drive through penalty.

And they've got a picture of a McLaren behind the text!!:D

5 things that happened/will happen due to the Indian F1:

1. Rich farmers from Punjab will now offer to but the F1 cars to display in their farmhouses.

2. Dudes in body fit T-shirts and pointed shoes will hit on every white woman with the line "Are you lady Gaga"

3. Slightly used tyres and car chasis will now be available for sale at Chor bazaar from Monday, and the F1 crew wont even know of it till they reach home.

4. People who have witnessed other races abroad will make sure that everyone around, gets to know that by saying, "but Monte Carlo was faster" type of statements.

5. Every apartment for sale, within a 10 km radius of the race track will now be called "F1 view apartment".:uncontrol

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Originally Posted by speedmiester (Post 2562276)

F1 is in India and our journalists needs to learn a thing or two about F1 atleast now

Fastest pitstop! That was actually Felipe's drive through penalty.

But the actual fastest was Vettel's I think, 3.2 seconds, Pheww!

Guys, please note that the regular Team-BHP rules also apply to this thread. We've just deleted a whole bunch of posts that had vulgar jokes. Do remember that Team-BHP is home to a varied audience and thus, we will NOT permit any adult / abusive jokes. Thanks

Old timers here will remember the guy who was concerned about his laptop getting heavier as its HDD got filled up with data. We ridiculed him. Now, it turns out that he was right after all.

E-readers get heavier with each book - Telegraph

A cow was kept for viva.

School student: Its a cow.

College student: Perhaps this is a cow.

University Student: This may be cow or a hypopigmented buffalo.

PHD Student: This may be a hypertrophied goat or an atrophied elephant with congenital anomalies.

Moral: The more you study, the more your common sense decreases. :D

Not a joke, but just a reminder to be careful what color you choose when you are in calcutta!! Cant imagine this new car owner being flagged down for a 'TAXI'...

PS - It was not a taxi. Driven by a regular person...

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Originally Posted by svsantosh (Post 2564031)

After just looking at the picture I thought this is about a guy who is driving without removing his car cover. stupid: I am disappointed after reading the description.. haha