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Just happened to come across this link. Found it funny. So, thought ill share since F1 is in the news here too :P I actually like quite a few articles on faking news. They have some real good sense of humor.
Harbhajan Singh to take part in F1 race driving his Hummer | Faking News
Check this :)
*Issued in Public Interest*
Ra.One Jokes Collection :
1: Govt also declared 26th Oct as public holiday to celebrate the end of Ra-1 promotions...!
2: Govt of India just announced Rs 50,000 relief to all those who watched RA1 . Rs.25,000 for those who left at interval.
3: Breaking News...!
Crocin, Disprin, Combiflam, Adol Panadol, Diclomol and all Headache Tablets Stock over after RA.ONE's release
4: Salman to SRK after watching Ra.One, "Mujh par ek ehsaan karna, dubara aisi movie mat karna"
5: Rahul Gandhi to meet all people affected after seeing Ra.One.
6: Even Ra.mu doesn't wanna waste time by watchin Ra.one...! =))
7: Nahi chala RA.ONE...! Ab SRK bolega buy one get one aur ek week ke baad bolega, RA.ONE coming soon on Sahara.One and Star.one.
8: All bachelors must see Ra.One to understand what PAIN means to married men.
9: Ra.One gives more pain than a wife - HARD TO BELIVE BUT TRUE.
10: Get RA.ONE under Lokpal bill...! Put people behind bars who made such movie.
11: As SRK hates losing & hates messages he is surely going to take a break from Twitter. Now v came 2 know why he joined Google+ before RA1 release.
12: Faking News 100 people committed mass suiced after watching Ra.one!X_X
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Originally Posted by Scorcher
(Post 2560700)
Here comes another Buddh cock-up. Pir'leli' eh? :D
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ooh, this keeps getting better and better! can't wait for the next revelation! :D
Imagine what would have happened if organizers installed ‘toll booths’ after each kilometer on the Formula 1 track, and recover the cost from the drivers, as is usually
done in UP to recover costs.
had a good laugh this morning courtesy: ze Facebook :D
:uncontrol
Do Not Miss This conversation Between RAMIZ RAJA AND INZAMAM UL HUQ
''Actual conversation after 3rd ODI between India-Pak played in Lahore Paskistan on 13 Feb 2006
Rameez: So Inzy, disappointed with your performance today?
Inzy: Bismilla-e-rehman-e-rahim. Thank you allah.ya the indian batsman is play very good today.
we is try very hard but is not win the game.
Rameez: Any words for Dhoni?
Inzy: Ya dhoni is play very well. He is hit his shot very hard in our gaps. In start,
we is protect our gaps very well. the grass is also thick.. but dhoni is split our gaps with his bat.
Rameez: Another ordinary bowling performance?
Inzy: Ya our balls is loose. the bowler is went for many run. Asif is bowled well.
Also, after some shots the ball is out of shape. umpire is not give another ball..
it is tough to play with one ball.
Rameez: Dropped catches.. did that prove costly?
Inzy: ya the ball is not stick to our hands. we is practice a lot sticking our bat in our
hands.. but now we is more practice sticking balls in our hands.
Rameez: Any plans for the next match?
Inzy: ya India is on top but we is try to bounce on our back. Insha allah we is play better.
Rameez: All the best Inzy
Inzy: Thank is you"
News about Qantas grounding its fleet.
We have decided to ground the Qantas international and domestic fleets immediately, Joyce said.
Flights already in the air when the announcement was made were to continue to their destinations.
I was wondering what were the other options they had? Switch off the engine midflight?
Qantas Airways grounds its entire worldwide fleet
Happy weekend fellas! :D
Wit @ Amitabh Bachchan's Twitter page:
Wooing the press is an exercise roughly akin to picnicking with a tiger.
You might enjoy the meal, but the tiger always eats last.'
'For the press, progress is not news - trouble is news.' ~ Richard Nixon .
'It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day just exactly fits the news paper.'
'People everywhere confuse what they read in the newspapers with news.' ~ AJ Leibing new yorker!!
(all tweets posted by him)
Not sure if this was posted earlier. A friend shared this on facebook!
Necessity is the mother of all Jugads :D
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How about this one,he is giving the F1 drivers a run for their money:D
Source:FB
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Originally Posted by akshay4587
(Post 2561965)
How about this one,he is giving the F1 drivers a run for their money
Source:FB
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Shall post a bigger pic of the same, look at the driver positions :D
Please remove if found irrelevant.
Read this one on Twitter:
Why did massa crash the car? Because he thought mayawati was to be given away as the prize instead of Mayawati to give away the prize. :D
(I hope this isn't inappropriate)
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