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When Graham Bell discovered the telephone, he had two missed calls from Rajnikant.:D

What do you call a pretty girl who can talk well?

A figure of speech.

New age Kamasutra. Got this in mail couple of days back:D

History always tells a story...
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That's why you must always clear it before your dad uses the INTERNET!!!

I can't help but imagine the whole scene! :uncontrol

@scorcher - that has happened to him before - in a tube train.

Admit it!!!!
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At some point in your life you have tried to close the fridge slowly to see when the light goes out!

Hahaha

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Originally Posted by BaCkSeAtDrIVeR (Post 2555289)
@scorcher - that has happened to him before - in a tube train.

Why would he expect loud music in a tube train? ;)

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Originally Posted by Jayabusa (Post 2555397)
Admit it!!!!
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At some point in your life you have tried to close the fridge slowly to see when the light goes out!

Hahaha

Pardon my ignorance. But i quite din't get it :( Was it meant to be a joke? :eek:

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Originally Posted by A M (Post 2554947)
When Graham Bell discovered the telephone, he had two missed calls from Rajnikant.:D

Err...ERROR(s)!

1. Graham Bell didn't discover the telephone, he invented it!

2. Primitive landlines did not carry caller-ids. Hence, no missed calls!

3. G.B. INVENTED the telephone. So, the second half of the joke contradicts with point #1.

P.S. No offence to any fans, but Rajnikanth is overrated. Let Chuck Norris be the worthy original of these jokes which have actually been coined on/for him!

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Originally Posted by MARCUS_520i (Post 2555663)
Err...ERROR(s)!

1. Graham Bell didn't discover the telephone, he invented it!

2. Primitive landlines did not carry caller-ids. Hence, no missed calls!

3. G.B. INVENTED the telephone. So, the second half of the joke contradicts with point #1.

P.S. No offence to any fans, but Rajnikanth is overrated. Let Chuck Norris be the worthy original of these jokes which have actually been coined on/for him!

Marcus, it was supposed to be funny - not based on facts. i think it achieved its goal (i had a good laugh) :D

^^ Oh come on Marcus. This is a joke thread. Don't get too technical and analytical here.

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Originally Posted by MARCUS_520i (Post 2555663)
Err...ERROR(s)!

1. Graham Bell didn't discover the telephone, he invented it!

2. Primitive landlines did not carry caller-ids. Hence, no missed calls!

3. G.B. INVENTED the telephone. So, the second half of the joke contradicts with point #1.

P.S. No offence to any fans, but Rajnikanth is overrated. Let Chuck Norris be the worthy original of these jokes which have actually been coined on/for him!

1. Guess who "left" the phone there to be "discovered" by GB.
2.Rajni's call on a non-caller id enabled phone causes his calls to be engraved on the bakelite.

3.nullified by QED on above 2!!

Take that, chuck norris(who?)!!
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Innovative Women!!

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My personal quote on FB couple of days back...

"Me and my wifey were playing angry birds today... I was the pig and she was the angry bird!!! :p " :D


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