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When Graham Bell discovered the telephone, he had two missed calls from Rajnikant.:D
What do you call a pretty girl who can talk well?
A figure of speech.
New age Kamasutra. Got this in mail couple of days back:D
History always tells a story...
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That's why you must always clear it before your dad uses the INTERNET!!!
I can't help but imagine the whole scene! :uncontrol
@scorcher - that has happened to him before - in a tube train.
Admit it!!!!
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At some point in your life you have tried to close the fridge slowly to see when the light goes out!
Hahaha
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Originally Posted by BaCkSeAtDrIVeR
(Post 2555289)
@scorcher - that has happened to him before - in a tube train. |
Why would he expect loud music in a tube train? ;)
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Originally Posted by Jayabusa
(Post 2555397)
Admit it!!!!
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At some point in your life you have tried to close the fridge slowly to see when the light goes out!
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Pardon my ignorance. But i quite din't get it :( Was it meant to be a joke? :eek:
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Originally Posted by A M
(Post 2554947)
When Graham Bell discovered the telephone, he had two missed calls from Rajnikant.:D |
Err...ERROR(s)!
1. Graham Bell didn't discover the telephone, he invented it!
2. Primitive landlines did not carry caller-ids. Hence, no missed calls!
3. G.B. INVENTED the telephone. So, the second half of the joke contradicts with point #1.
P.S. No offence to any fans, but Rajnikanth is overrated. Let Chuck Norris be the worthy original of these jokes which have actually been coined on/for him!
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Originally Posted by MARCUS_520i
(Post 2555663)
Err...ERROR(s)!
1. Graham Bell didn't discover the telephone, he invented it!
2. Primitive landlines did not carry caller-ids. Hence, no missed calls!
3. G.B. INVENTED the telephone. So, the second half of the joke contradicts with point #1.
P.S. No offence to any fans, but Rajnikanth is overrated. Let Chuck Norris be the worthy original of these jokes which have actually been coined on/for him! |
Marcus, it was supposed to be funny - not based on facts. i think it achieved its goal (i had a good laugh) :D
^^ Oh come on Marcus. This is a joke thread. Don't get too technical and analytical here.
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Originally Posted by MARCUS_520i
(Post 2555663)
Err...ERROR(s)!
1. Graham Bell didn't discover the telephone, he invented it!
2. Primitive landlines did not carry caller-ids. Hence, no missed calls!
3. G.B. INVENTED the telephone. So, the second half of the joke contradicts with point #1.
P.S. No offence to any fans, but Rajnikanth is overrated. Let Chuck Norris be the worthy original of these jokes which have actually been coined on/for him! |
1. Guess who "left" the phone there to be "discovered" by GB.
2.Rajni's call on a non-caller id enabled phone causes his calls to be engraved on the bakelite.
3.nullified by QED on above 2!!
Take that, chuck norris(who?)!!
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"Me and my wifey were playing angry birds today... I was the pig and she was the angry bird!!! :p " :D
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