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Originally Posted by Klub Class
(Post 2550379)
True Ain't it?? |
And we have just proved that those scientists can't even spell 'because' properly ;)
That accident of the porsche, at india gate?
here's Indiatoday's take on it:
"The front right tyre was uprooted and came to rest where the engine sits, resembling a stepney. The crushed engine, a jelly of metal, sat on top of the tyre, having been ejected out of its place." At 180 kmph, Porsche crashes near India Gate
Present day technology of this funny commercial world:-
Lemon juices are made from artificial flavours and Dishwash liquids with real lemon. :-/
1) Two Texans are arguing over who owns the most land. One Texan says, “My land is so big that I can drive all day to get from one side to the other side.”
The other Texan says, I know what you mean. My car’s the same way.”
2) Mr. Singh is driving around Nehru Place on a busy Monday morning looking for a parking spot. Despite going round in circles for more than half-an-hour, he still hasn’t found one.
Looking up to Heaven he prays aloud, “Oh God, please help me find a parking spot. From this day forward I will drive sensibly, treat my wife like a queen, and give half my paycheck every month to char….nevermind, I found one.”
The twitter effect lol:
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Found this on
photo.net
Window for active threads on main webpage is very small unless one visits forum page directly. So, this thread window showed up thread title as 'Suggestions for upgrading my wife' whereas entire thread title was 'Suggestions for upgrading my wife from a D40x?'
Marvin time again :)
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A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?"
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So what happened that's so horrible?
Farmer: Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked over the bucket.
Man: Ok, but that's not so bad.
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So what happened then?
Farmer: I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left.
Man: and then?
Farmer: Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket.
Man: Again?
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So, what did you do then?
Farmer: I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right.
Man: and then?
Farmer: Well, I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as got the bucket about full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail.
Man: Hmmm...
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So, what did you do?
Farmer: Well, I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter.
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At that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in...
Some Non Stop Laughter :uncontrol images from Facebook:
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My Ride
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Fashion Special
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Anonymous romancing
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Laptop- printer magic
Last one of Marvin :)
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How true.. :D
In bed, its 6:00AM, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, and its 7:45AM
At Office, its 1:30PM, close your eyes for 5 minutes... its 1:31PM.
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Originally Posted by mayankk
(Post 2550497)
That accident of the porsche, at india gate?
here's Indiatoday's take on it: "The front right tyre was uprooted and came to rest where the engine sits, resembling a stepney. The crushed engine, a jelly of metal, sat on top of the tyre, having been ejected out of its place." At 180 kmph, Porsche crashes near India Gate |
all was going well till I read this "The police said the two men were not drunk". So sherry is a man :D.
A typical situation in any organization..
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Originally Posted by vivekiny2k
all was going well till I read this "The police said the two men were not drunk". So sherry is a man :D. |
You missed the bit about the extra engine in front,which turned to jelly!
Oh yeah,sherry is a man.good line from the reporter. :)
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