The Official Joke thread

mayankk · 5th October 2011, 12:03

Why is the CXO of yamaha india a suzuki?

Guite · 5th October 2011, 13:50

There is too much repetitive posts these days. Condor please come back! Radiant Karma, please search before you post. I know, I know, searching for image is not as easy as searching for text. But scrolling through a few previous pages will help a lot.

bluevolt · 5th October 2011, 15:18

What is the most
Dangerous alphabet.?
.
.
W
Because all worries startwith W
Who?
Why?
What?
When?
Which?
where?
War,
Weapon,
Wine,
And the most dangerous
.
.
Woman (Wife)..

IronH4WK · 5th October 2011, 15:30

Quote:

Originally Posted by bluevolt

Woman (Wife)..

you sure?

really really sure?

your wife know you're writing this

si1ver0ne · 5th October 2011, 15:30

Didn't find any of Marvin's jokes around, hence posting :-)

bluevolt · 5th October 2011, 15:32

Quote:

Originally Posted by IronH4WK

you sure?

really really sure?

your wife know you're writing this

Sorry to break your bubble but I am bachelor

.

IronH4WK · 5th October 2011, 15:39

Quote:

Originally Posted by bluevolt

Sorry to break your bubble but I am bachelor

.

no worries!

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si1ver0ne · 5th October 2011, 15:44

@IronH4wk - Wish it was as easy as the search and replacement option :( Anyways the rest of us are happily married ever after AMEN ;-)

si1ver0ne · 5th October 2011, 20:59

One more from Marvin

Dry Ice · 6th October 2011, 03:14

Quote:

Originally Posted by RadiantKarma

What else would one expect with the ever-rising petrol prices?!

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Looks like a PS job to me.

dar3dev|l · 6th October 2011, 16:36

this one doesn't need an explanation

Scorcher · 6th October 2011, 16:47

Even though he will he deeply missed by all of us, we'll hope that he keeps doing what he loves even in the heavenly abode cos Jobs shall never say, iQuit

IronH4WK · 6th October 2011, 17:30

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scorcher

Even though he will he deeply missed by all of us, we'll hope that he keeps doing what he loves even in the heavenly abode cos Jobs shall never say, iQuit

Amen to that brother. He'll be missed.

Sheel · 6th October 2011, 23:15

At Niagara falls..!

Guide: I welcome you all to Niagara Falls..

These are the world's largest waterfalls & the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20 supersonic planes passing by can't be heard.

Now I request the ladies to keep quiet so that we can hear the Niagara Falls.

wanderer4x4 · 7th October 2011, 11:11

Bhojpuri versions of popular movies:

1) Titanic: Nauka dele dhouka
2) Ghost Rider: Bhoot chadh gayel
3) Ghajini: Takla ke Badla
4) Silence of the lambs: Bakriya bolat naahi
5) Black Hawk Down: Kala bater gir gayil
6) Kung Fu Panda: Kung Fu Pandey
7) Mission Impossible: Bhaiyyaji, e naa ho paayi
8) 3 Idiots: Teen tho Burbak
9) M I 2: Hum phir kahat rahi... E naa ho paayi babuwaa
10) M I 3: Abey burbak, kitni bar kahibe... E naa ho sakat

5th October 2011, 12:03	#5296
mayankk Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: New Delhi Posts: 5,226 Thanked: 8,584 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Why is the CXO of yamaha india a suzuki?

5th October 2011, 13:50	#5297
Guite BHPian Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: NCR Posts: 738 Thanked: 641 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread There is too much repetitive posts these days. Condor please come back! Radiant Karma, please search before you post. I know, I know, searching for image is not as easy as searching for text. But scrolling through a few previous pages will help a lot.

5th October 2011, 15:18	#5298
bluevolt Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: New Delhi Posts: 3,275 Thanked: 3,477 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread What is the most Dangerous alphabet.? . . W Because all worries startwith W Who? Why? What? When? Which? where? War, Weapon, Wine, And the most dangerous . . Woman (Wife)..

5th October 2011, 15:30	#5300
si1ver0ne BHPian Join Date: May 2007 Location: Bangalore Posts: 54 Thanked: 29 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Didn't find any of Marvin's jokes around, hence posting :-)

5th October 2011, 15:44	#5303
si1ver0ne BHPian Join Date: May 2007 Location: Bangalore Posts: 54 Thanked: 29 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread @IronH4wk - Wish it was as easy as the search and replacement option :( Anyways the rest of us are happily married ever after AMEN ;-)

5th October 2011, 20:59	#5304
si1ver0ne BHPian Join Date: May 2007 Location: Bangalore Posts: 54 Thanked: 29 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread One more from Marvin

6th October 2011, 16:36	#5306
dar3dev\|l BHPian Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Munich, DE Posts: 292 Thanked: 100 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread this one doesn't need an explanation

6th October 2011, 16:47	#5307
Scorcher Senior - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Trivandrum, KL Posts: 4,922 Thanked: 7,175 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Even though he will he deeply missed by all of us, we'll hope that he keeps doing what he loves even in the heavenly abode cos Jobs shall never say, iQuit Attached Thumbnails

6th October 2011, 23:15	#5309
Sheel Team-BHP Support Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Purnea (Bihar) Posts: 9,937 Thanked: 15,005 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread At Niagara falls..! Guide: I welcome you all to Niagara Falls.. These are the world's largest waterfalls & the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20 supersonic planes passing by can't be heard. Now I request the ladies to keep quiet so that we can hear the Niagara Falls.

7th October 2011, 11:11	#5310
wanderer4x4 BHPian Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Guwahati Posts: 336 Thanked: 525 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Bhojpuri versions of popular movies: 1) Titanic: Nauka dele dhouka 2) Ghost Rider: Bhoot chadh gayel 3) Ghajini: Takla ke Badla 4) Silence of the lambs: Bakriya bolat naahi 5) Black Hawk Down: Kala bater gir gayil 6) Kung Fu Panda: Kung Fu Pandey 7) Mission Impossible: Bhaiyyaji, e naa ho paayi 8) 3 Idiots: Teen tho Burbak 9) M I 2: Hum phir kahat rahi... E naa ho paayi babuwaa 10) M I 3: Abey burbak, kitni bar kahibe... E naa ho sakat