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NEW WEDDING STYLE....

PRIEST: Do you agree to change your facebook status from single to married?

BOY: Yes!
GIRL: Yes!

PRIEST: I now pronounce you as Husband and Wife. Congratulations, You
may now upload your wedding pictures and don't forget to tag me:D

I think the original version was:

"Now you many poke the bride. Please upload the wedding photos, and dont forget to tag me." :D . ;)

This man has evoked some serious reputation for him :D

The Best line which helps to save Money when going out on a Dinner with your Girl Friend, "Bol Kya Khayegi Moti ?" :D

Yes you are right - it also ensures you never get to go out with your girlfriend again! Savings for life!!:D

ROFL! :uncontrol

yup.
A 100 bucks saved in that moment will last you for the remaining 10 minutes of life youll have left...:D

Girl - My Ex- Boylfriend's Status On Facebook Says- "Standing On The Edge of A Bridge..."
Friend - So What Did You Comment?
Girl - Nothing.., I Just Poked Him !!

Don't know if this is funny, but, I guess even English speakers make mistakes.

:D
Its american colloquial.
"who' have thunk it?"
quite a popular phrase.
like "all your bases are belong to us"
(second one is not american per se, but has seeped in)

So Americans do not speak English. My mistake.

Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is Two Hearts and a Diamond, By the end you wish you had a Club and a Spade :p

Save trees. Eat Woodpeckers!

:D

A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:
"Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.
After months of careful research, MALE and FEMALE procedures have been developed.
Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender:
MALE PROCEDURE
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.
FEMALE PROCEDURE

1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.

you're hereby condored! i think it was posted a few pages back by Scorcher :D