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On the wall outside a temple, this line was written:" Have you tired of committing enough sins? If yes, then come inside."
And just below this line, following was added:
"And if you haven't, then come to the house on the opposite side of the road - Ms. Julie"....!!!
Here are some examples of test-papers attempted by some with either a great sense of humor, or those who are just plain stupid! :D
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Originally Posted by sam_boy
(Post 2515777)
Most Happiest Husband in This World
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Husband and Happy????
The scene after Kochi Tuskers are suspended from the IPL :p
Chennai to Bangalore = 350 kms
Bangalore to Chennai = 350 kms
Ground Floor to 15th Floor = 15 floors
15th Floor to Ground Floor = 15 floors
Monday to Friday = 5 days
Friday to Monday = 2 days
Isn't this cheating?
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Originally Posted by dhanushs
(Post 2523234)
Chennai to Bangalore = 350 kms
Bangalore to Chennai = 350 kms
Ground Floor to 15th Floor = 15 floors
15th Floor to Ground Floor = 15 floors
Monday to Friday = 5 days
Friday to Monday = 2 days
Isn't this cheating?
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ROFL!! rl:
yeah, i wish we had 5day weekends :D
A door to door salesman knocked on a door and a woman answered.
"Hello," said the man, "Would you like to buy a book titled 500 excuses
to give your wife for staying out late ?"
"Why on earth would I buy a book like that ?" asked the woman.
"Because," replied the salesman, "I sold a copy to your husband this morning.rl:
A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his bride if he can have a dresser drawer of his own that she will never open. The bride agrees. After 30 years of marriage, she notices that his drawer has been left open. She peeks inside and sees 3 golf balls and $1,000.
She confronts her husband and asks for an explanation. He explains "Every time I was unfaithful to you, I put a golf ball in the drawer." She figures 3 times in 30 years isn't bad and asks "But what about the $1,000?" He replied "Whenever I got a dozen golf balls, I sold them" :D
A man was asked " Suppose, you win a lottery of Rs 1 Crore. How will you feel"?
The man replied,"Oh, i will go mad"
"And then?"
The man replied "And I will get my treatment done with that money"!
3 guys were riding in a car: a hardware technician, a systems analyst, and a programmer. The systems analyst is driving and when they come to a steep hill he finds that the brakes have failed and the car is accelerating out of control.
So, the driver pumps the emergency brake, downshifts the gears, and rubs the wheels' rims against the curb. He finally wrestles the car to a stop. The three climb out and assess the situation.
Hardware tech: "Let's try and fix it. I'll crawl under the car and take a look. "
Systems analyst: "No. I think we should get someone qualified to fix it, a specialist in brakes."
Programmer: "Why don't we just get back in and see if it happens again?"
@scorcher!!
Youre going through your old emails, aint you?
:D
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Originally Posted by mayankk
(Post 2523492)
@scorcher!!
Youre going through your old emails, aint you?
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Nah Nah, that is easier said than done, buddy. My inbox is now clogged with the infinite Facebook notifications that piled up before I figured out it could be turned off. Now digging up an old mail is harder than squeezing out water from a rock :p
This is a true story; took place yesterday.
I was watching a movie with a couple of friends; a guy (Mr. S) and a girl (Ms. Singh) and there was a scene where a couple a Sardars walk in.
Me : Hey Ms. Singh, are you a Sardar?
Singh : (pointed to her locks) No, don't you see my hair.
2 second pause and the Mr. S and I burst out laughing. After 5seconds, Ms. realizes the jokes.
That evening went well! :D
Not really a joke, but throws light on the pathetic state of news makers.. these days..
Translation: Mumbai Serial Blasts; Death Toll, 17
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Reach of Face Book!
A real life photo from Kannur.
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