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Originally Posted by Fordmanchau
(Post 2508106)
True!! reminds of a real life incident I had.
In the month of may 2011 after the Rs. 5/- price hike in petrol, I was in Chennai with family travelling in a cab.
My sister then asks her 4yr old son(my nephew) to ask me, what I want for my birthday(due in July).
He asks me, mama tumko birthday par kya gift chahiye??
I reply: "aur kuch nahi beta bus free petrol voucher de dena":)
On hearing this even the driver of the cab who was relatively quiet, couldn't stop laughing!!
And now I think I would just make sure that I get the same gift:D from here on.
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TBHP Hyderabad Chapter, Fordmanchau has dropped enough hints!!
birthday's in july, and he knows what he wants!!!
But seriuosly, oil cos are reflecting the fall of rupee/rise of crude very quickly, but the rise of rupee/fall of crude ?
NO!!!
Written by a married man had on back of his car..
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Please don't disturb. Already disturbed
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We all love Cricket, dont we? :D
Ok Folks, here's an explanation of 'Woman' from an Engineer's point of view. I am not sure again if this has been already posted in any of previous pages, but hope you guys don't mind if it's a repeat of the facts! :D
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Originally Posted by condor
(Post 2508328)
Written by a married man had on back of his car..
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You mean this: :D
Petrol - 73
Sachin - 99
Who will reach century first?
;)
Here is a Cricket joke that I got off the internet:
"Dont you just love English cricket! The thinnest guy on the team is called Broad; the ugliest- Swann; the guy that fields behind is called Prior; the guy whose father is John is called Pietersen; the guy whose father is Luke is called Anderson; the slowest fielder is Trott and then they got one right.. the dumbest guy is called Bell."
:uncontrol
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Originally Posted by suhaas307
(Post 2509741)
Here is a Cricket joke that I got off the internet:
"Dont you just love English cricket! The thinnest guy on the team is called Broad; the ugliest- Swann; the guy that fields behind is called Prior; the guy whose father is John is called Pietersen; the guy whose father is Luke is called Anderson; the slowest fielder is Trott and then they got one right.. the dumbest guy is called Bell."
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The English selectors definitely know their Onions!!
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Originally Posted by BaCkSeAtDrIVeR
(Post 2509747)
The English selectors definitely know their Onions!!
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lol:
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My wife and I divorced over religious differences. She thought she was God and I didn't.:)
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too. :D
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said "Are you going to help?" I said, "No, six should be enough." :D
Heights of racism:
A little white kid goes and stands in between two black kids and says, "Mommy look, I made an Oreo!" :D
Now I get what they mean when they say Kerala Police is well armed? :uncontrol
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Originally Posted by Scorcher
(Post 2509989)
Now I get what they mean when they say Kerala Police is well armed? :uncontrol
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dude, you get a lot of forwards, don't you lol:
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