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One child to another - Mummy theek kehti thi "khana nahi khaoge to police pakar ke le jayegi, Anna uncle ke saath bhi yahi hua"
Mom was right that if you don't eat food, police will take you away, it happened with Anna uncle.
Lost in Translation!!.. How News gets translated(REAL not a Joke) - YouTube
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[For non mallus: The news was
literally word-by-word translated to Malayalam. Now the news conveyed: The space tourist and vehicle, exploded in Space, and all aborad was presumed dead. ]
Not exactly a joke, but quite a major goof-up! :D
Given the rise of petrol prices, by 2025 we may have this scenario:
Special offer : Buy 25ltrs petrol - get a Nano free ;)
:uncontrol How True!
P.S: Not sure if its been posted before.
No offense meant to anyone. Is only a joke.
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God made us all different.
Went across the world making people.
Got tired by the time he reached China, Japan, Korea
What followed was-
Copy-Paste-Copy-Paste-Copy-Paste-Copy-Paste...
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Originally Posted by dhanushs
(Post 2475803)
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so now its for engineers?:)
Ive heard this one for accountants, lawyers, then auditors, and now engineers....
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Originally Posted by Mr.Boss
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If 'Pro' is opposite of 'Con', opposite of 'Progress' is?
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And what would your thoughts be about the antonym of Constitution? :D
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8. Waterproof Teabags
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18. Braille Drivers Manual
19. Double sided playing cards
20. Ejector seats for Helicopters
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Originally Posted by RECOMPOSE
(Post 2476332)
And what would your thoughts be about the antonym of Constitution? :D
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:D Never thought about this.
Taking the maths theme further.
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Assignment:
Expand the following:
(a+b)n
Student's notebook read:
(a+b)n
= (a + b) n
= ( a . + . b ) . n
= ( a . . + . . b . ) . . n
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PS: We needlessly complicated it in school
PPS: had to add the dots above, because the forum software removed empty spaces. Hope it still makes some sense.
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Originally Posted by Poitive
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Taking the maths theme further.
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Add one more!
Gender discrimination!!.. STOP IT!!.. :D 
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Originally Posted by dhanushs
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:uncontrol This one was funny!
Got me back to school
Dhanush, though it is difficult to search this, but I think it me a 'condour-worthy' ;)
Old one, but good one.
Ramlal died and went to heaven. There he was ushered in to meet God. In that room, he found many large clocks.
He asked god: Prabhu, what are these clocks for?
God: We keep track of people lying. Whenever some one lies, the arms move a turn. See, that one…its Lord Buddha’s. Its never moved.
Ramlal: Where is the one of our Minister?
God: Oh, behind me..I am using that as a table fan.
Height of excuse:
Indian Criket team supports Anna Hazare...
"We will not win a single match, untill the janlokpal bill is passed."
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