The Official Joke thread

MARCUS_520i · 18th August 2011, 01:53

Christians in India & soon all over the world will stop naming their daughters "Anna"

rohan_iitr · 18th August 2011, 10:32

Nokia is also supporting the fight against corruption. Their upcoming OS has been named Symbian Anna !

Rohan

Unknownsatan · 18th August 2011, 11:22

Apt for todays scene (rain) in Bangalore !!

wanderer4x4 · 18th August 2011, 15:36

Don't know if someone had posted it earlier, but still...

Worldwide a question asked to officials in an opinion poll was:

Would you give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?

The survey was a huge failure,
In Africa they didn't know what 'food' meant,
In India they didn't know what 'honest' meant,
In Europe they didn't know what 'shortage' meant,
In China they didn't know what 'opinion' meant,
In the Middle East they didn't know what 'solution' meant,
In South America they didn't know what 'please' meant,
And in the USA they didn't know what 'the rest of the world' meant!

myavu · 18th August 2011, 15:56

Todays's TOI, Delhi edition

Cheers!

Vinu

dhanushs · 18th August 2011, 15:59

Dedicated to all the Mallu's in the forum!!.. I come from the land of lungi, truly God's own coundry!

I simbly loved it!

LAND OF LUNGI - YouTube

driving_smartly · 18th August 2011, 18:21

From Face Book

Dear
ANNA JI
Thank You For Taking Public Attention Away From Our Test Series..!!

Regards,
M.S. Dhoni.

BaCkSeAtDrIVeR · 18th August 2011, 21:27

dhanushs - that is zimply grate!! Where was this video when we hijacked the Yeti's thread on his visit to KL?

Unknownsatan · 19th August 2011, 10:30

Raavan V/s Hanuman !!!

neofromcapone · 19th August 2011, 11:13

Hope No one is offended, and Condor is flying high to notice.

Skoda Laura available in Garlic color... Apparently its been called the "Laura Lasoon".

Swanand Inamdar · 19th August 2011, 11:48

^^Neo, was just about to post the exact same thing! Got that as a BBM forward, and made me crack up for sure

.

dhanushs · 19th August 2011, 13:18

Dear Maths,

All my life you made me find your X !!!
Listen buddy...He's not coming back....So please move on!!!

Regards,
Frustrated Student.

Mr.Boss · 19th August 2011, 14:45

If 'Pro' is opposite of 'Con', opposite of 'Progress' is?

Quote:

Originally Posted by dhanushs

Dear Maths....

hahaha. that's a nice one.

traveloholic · 19th August 2011, 15:05

Math Test + Boredom = Creativity
$The Official Joke thread-math-test-boredom-creativity.jpg$

A Strict No Policy

The Official Joke thread-strict-no-policy.jpg

Unknownsatan · 20th August 2011, 10:34

Got this in mail few days back.

18th August 2011, 01:53	#4981
MARCUS_520i BHPian Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Mumbai Posts: 524 Thanked: 166 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Christians in India & soon all over the world will stop naming their daughters "Anna"

18th August 2011, 10:32	#4982
rohan_iitr Senior - BHPian Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Bangalore Posts: 1,132 Thanked: 823 Times	Anna Nokia is also supporting the fight against corruption. Their upcoming OS has been named Symbian Anna ! Rohan

18th August 2011, 11:22	#4983
Unknownsatan Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Bangalore Posts: 2,338 Thanked: 1,537 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Apt for todays scene (rain) in Bangalore !! Attached Thumbnails Last edited by Unknownsatan : 18th August 2011 at 11:24.

18th August 2011, 15:36	#4984
wanderer4x4 BHPian Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Guwahati Posts: 336 Thanked: 525 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Don't know if someone had posted it earlier, but still... Worldwide a question asked to officials in an opinion poll was: Would you give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world? The survey was a huge failure, In Africa they didn't know what 'food' meant, In India they didn't know what 'honest' meant, In Europe they didn't know what 'shortage' meant, In China they didn't know what 'opinion' meant, In the Middle East they didn't know what 'solution' meant, In South America they didn't know what 'please' meant, And in the USA they didn't know what 'the rest of the world' meant!

18th August 2011, 15:56	#4985
myavu Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Delhi - Kochi Posts: 1,566 Thanked: 1,950 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Todays's TOI, Delhi edition Cheers! Vinu

18th August 2011, 18:21	#4987
driving_smartly BHPian Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: MH43 & MH14 Posts: 520 Thanked: 306 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread From Face Book Dear ANNA JI Thank You For Taking Public Attention Away From Our Test Series..!! Regards, M.S. Dhoni.

18th August 2011, 21:27	#4988
BaCkSeAtDrIVeR Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Kochi Posts: 2,541 Thanked: 755 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread dhanushs - that is zimply grate!! Where was this video when we hijacked the Yeti's thread on his visit to KL?

19th August 2011, 10:30	#4989
Unknownsatan Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Bangalore Posts: 2,338 Thanked: 1,537 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Raavan V/s Hanuman !!! Attached Thumbnails

19th August 2011, 11:13	#4990
neofromcapone BHPian Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Bombay Posts: 420 Thanked: 481 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Hope No one is offended, and Condor is flying high to notice. Skoda Laura available in Garlic color... Apparently its been called the "Laura Lasoon".

19th August 2011, 11:48	#4991
Swanand Inamdar Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 1,644 Thanked: 587 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread ^^Neo, was just about to post the exact same thing! Got that as a BBM forward, and made me crack up for sure .

19th August 2011, 13:18	#4992
dhanushs Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Chennai Posts: 4,389 Thanked: 10,837 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Dear Maths, All my life you made me find your X !!! Listen buddy...He's not coming back....So please move on!!! Regards, Frustrated Student.

19th August 2011, 15:05	#4994
traveloholic BHPian Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: TrafficJamaBad earlier known as Hyd Posts: 750 Thanked: 238 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Math Test + Boredom = Creativity $The Official Joke thread-math-test-boredom-creativity.jpg$ A Strict No Policy

20th August 2011, 10:34	#4995
Unknownsatan Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Bangalore Posts: 2,338 Thanked: 1,537 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Got this in mail few days back. Attached Thumbnails Last edited by Unknownsatan : 20th August 2011 at 10:40.