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A new and innovative way to start ur vehicle lol:


YouTube - How to start a truck in West Bengal India

^^An indigenous and ingenious method, I'd say.:thumbs up You can dhakka ishtart cars, but not trucks. Maybe hence....
But one ought to be very, very careful.

' Iski goli lagi uskae sir ' lol:
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So, finally, `rm -vf /bin/laden' worked, eh??

Too bad US did not use 'rm -Rvf`.

It's not just that.

YouTube - Fox 5 Reported Obama's Dead Not Osama

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Originally Posted by vivekiny2k (Post 2335726)
It's not just that.

Reported Obama's Dead Not Osama

There is one more . :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oJ-g-nmaOI

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Originally Posted by BaCkSeAtDrIVeR (Post 2335695)
So, finally, `rm -vf /bin/laden' worked, eh??

Too bad US did not use 'rm -Rvf`.

If they'd used the -R option, there must be many of their 'friends' (and our foes) also getting "rm"ed :D

A few Osama jokes doing the rounds on Twitter about his death:

How was Osama found? He was using an iPhone!! (Read iPhone's recent tracking-privacy issues)

America's next top terrorist to start soon. Contestants can send in their entries to the FBI.

Digvijay Singh claims the RSS killed Osama not the US, demands a CBI inquiry!!

Yeddyurappa announces a 50x80 BDA plot for every member of the US special forces.

Osama didn't die, he just had an outer body experience!!

Bin Laden was living in a large home in the suburbs with a wife about half his age. So basically, Bin Laden was living the American dream.

Now that Osama is Dead, can i travel with 125ml of shampoo?

"24" gets canceled and all of a sudden Osama Bin Laden dies. Coincidence? I think not. Obviously this was the work of Jack Bauer

R.I.P Osama Bin Laden - World Hide And Go Seek Champion (2001 - 2011)

Had ObL been slain in India, Teesta would scream 'false encounter'; SC would set up SIT; Arundhati would pen 20,000-word essay for Outlook.

Here's some more Top 50 Internet Reactions to Osama bin Laden's Death

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Originally Posted by teknicsand (Post 2336121)
Digvijay Singh claims the RSS killed Osama not the US, demands a CBI inquiry!!

Yeddyurappa announces a 50x80 BDA plot for every member of the US special forces.

"24" gets canceled and all of a sudden Osama Bin Laden dies. Coincidence? I think not. Obviously this was the work of Jack Bauer agree:

Had ObL been slain in India, Teesta would scream 'false encounter'; SC would set up SIT; Arundhati would pen 20,000-word essay for Outlook.

Here's some more Top 50 Internet Reactions to Osama bin Laden's Death

The best i read was "Crazy the things americans can do when the PS2 was down :D"

Good Riddance

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Originally Posted by dar3dev|l (Post 2330891)
A new and innovative way to start ur vehicle lol:

This I have seen at many places, when vehicle is big and loaded and can't be pushed, this is best way to start.

Came across this today. Felt like sharing.

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And this is how Bin Laden got caught :D

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Another one:

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We are currently looking for senior professionals for a leading multi national organisation with operations in most countries around the world.
The following position is vacant in wake of the recent events.

Title: C.E.O
Organisation: Al-Qaida
Location: Pakistan ISI Safehouses
Renumeration: Depends on US Aid to Pakistan

Email your profiles with your picture to HR@al-qaida.com

P.S: Special preference will be given to candidates who are ready to blow themselves up.

"Bin Laden lived in this compound in Pakistan with all of his wives for 6 years. So he did suffer." –David Letterman

No one is safe in Pakistan, not even Osama Bin Laden. But everyone is safe in Hindustan, even Ajmal Kasab. :D

Got this as an sms forward, pretty funny and true too.


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