The Official Joke thread

Ford_madhan · 14th January 2011, 01:17

^^That was the most intelligent answer i have ever heard or seen dude.. :-) burst out laughing..

silversteed · 14th January 2011, 08:30

@Gansan: That's one big dose of laughing gas. Hey, a friend of mine in school had written the story of Dil To Pagal Hai in a History test. The question was to write about some war (Battle of Panipat I think). This smart alec wrote a full page story, while the dumbo in me wrote the actual battle details in 3/4th of the page - result? He got 9/10 for that and I got 7/10 - I had preserved that answer paper, have to search the attic ;-)

@dhanushs: Though hilarious, this has been posted/circulated in mails many many times

mayankk · 14th January 2011, 10:20

@gansan & Dhanushs : Copied, pasted and forwarded!!

Man, these are just not suited for reading in a small cubucle with 2 other workstations!!!

Jayabusa · 14th January 2011, 14:23

@Gansan: It certainly isn't written by a schoolboy. One can easily make out that it's made up.

Few lines were hilarious nonetheless.

@Dhanushs: That was hilarious!

Reisender · 14th January 2011, 19:55

Quote:

Originally Posted by dhanushs

Do you guys know how a capacitor REALLY functions?.

@dhanushs- That was awesome, ROFTL

Gansan · 15th January 2011, 07:46

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jayabusa

@Gansan: It certainly isn't written by a schoolboy. One can easily make out that it's made up.

I think so too! Got it by email, had a hearty laugh and wanted to share it here!

SirAlec · 16th January 2011, 00:22

recent Scams. I think the lady who makes these is brilliant.
More here.
"TOON"ED LIFE!!

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Courtesy:
Swathi Pradeep's Blog

PS to Mods: Please remove if it looks too political and out of place for our forum.

deepakchiniwal · 17th January 2011, 11:01

Got this from one of the Facebook photos

ghodlur · 17th January 2011, 12:48

Teacher: If the cost of constructing one wall is Rs 10000/-, what is the cost of construction two walls?
Student: 100 crores
Teacher: How can you be so stupid? Who is your father?
Student: Suresh Kalmadi.

SILVERWOOD · 17th January 2011, 12:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by ghodlur

Teacher: If the cost of constructing one wall is Rs 10000/-, what is the cost of construction two walls?
Student: 100 crores
Teacher: How can you be so stupid? Who is your father?
Student: Suresh Kalmadi.

One from my side as well

Sheila Dixit to Kalmadi: "Delhi badnaam hui, darling tere liye!"

ghodlur · 17th January 2011, 13:23

Father: Son, there was a time when for 5 rupees I used to bring home provisions, milk, bread and eggs together.

Son: Thats highly impossible these days. They have CCTV's all over the place now.

svsantosh · 18th January 2011, 14:28

Difference Between Complete & Finish...
People say there is no difference between
COMPLETE & FINISH
But there is.
When you marry the right one, you are
COMPLETE....
And when you marry the wrong one, you are
FINISHED.....
And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are ...
COMPLETELY FINISHED

vivekiny2k · 18th January 2011, 19:33

Quote:

Originally Posted by svsantosh

Difference Between Complete & Finish...
People say there is no difference between
COMPLETE & FINISH
But there is.
When you meet the right one, you are
COMPLETE....
And when you marry the wrong one, you are
FINISHED.....
And when the wrong one catches you with the right one, you are ...
COMPLETELY FINISHED

slightly re-worded if you don't mind.

anku94 · 18th January 2011, 22:09

What happens when an Indian company and a Japanese company decide on an annual boat race :- (Seems to be more fact than funny).

PPT link :-

http://www.funonthenet.in/component/...nload/gid,172/

dhanushs · 19th January 2011, 00:10

Redefining the English language.

14th January 2011, 01:17	#4621
Ford_madhan BHPian Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Chennai Posts: 148 Thanked: 25 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread ^^That was the most intelligent answer i have ever heard or seen dude.. :-) burst out laughing..

14th January 2011, 08:30	#4622
silversteed Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Electri-City Posts: 2,362 Thanked: 2,226 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread @Gansan: That's one big dose of laughing gas. Hey, a friend of mine in school had written the story of Dil To Pagal Hai in a History test. The question was to write about some war (Battle of Panipat I think). This smart alec wrote a full page story, while the dumbo in me wrote the actual battle details in 3/4th of the page - result? He got 9/10 for that and I got 7/10 - I had preserved that answer paper, have to search the attic ;-) @dhanushs: Though hilarious, this has been posted/circulated in mails many many times

14th January 2011, 10:20	#4623
mayankk Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: New Delhi Posts: 5,218 Thanked: 8,532 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread @gansan & Dhanushs : Copied, pasted and forwarded!! Man, these are just not suited for reading in a small cubucle with 2 other workstations!!!

14th January 2011, 14:23	#4624
Jayabusa Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Mumbai Posts: 2,448 Thanked: 69 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread @Gansan: It certainly isn't written by a schoolboy. One can easily make out that it's made up. Few lines were hilarious nonetheless. @Dhanushs: That was hilarious! Last edited by Jayabusa : 14th January 2011 at 14:27.

16th January 2011, 00:22	#4627
SirAlec Senior - BHPian Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: zxc Posts: 3,395 Thanked: 727 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread recent Scams. I think the lady who makes these is brilliant. More here. "TOON"ED LIFE!! Courtesy: Swathi Pradeep's Blog PS to Mods: Please remove if it looks too political and out of place for our forum.

17th January 2011, 11:01	#4628
deepakchiniwal BHPian Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Melbourne Posts: 353 Thanked: 28 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Got this from one of the Facebook photos Attached Thumbnails

17th January 2011, 12:48	#4629
ghodlur Senior - BHPian Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Thane Posts: 6,182 Thanked: 4,591 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Teacher: If the cost of constructing one wall is Rs 10000/-, what is the cost of construction two walls? Student: 100 crores Teacher: How can you be so stupid? Who is your father? Student: Suresh Kalmadi.

17th January 2011, 13:23	#4631
ghodlur Senior - BHPian Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Thane Posts: 6,182 Thanked: 4,591 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Father: Son, there was a time when for 5 rupees I used to bring home provisions, milk, bread and eggs together. Son: Thats highly impossible these days. They have CCTV's all over the place now.

18th January 2011, 14:28	#4632
svsantosh Senior - BHPian Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Dubai Posts: 4,226 Thanked: 7,709 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Difference Between Complete & Finish... People say there is no difference between COMPLETE & FINISH But there is. When you marry the right one, you are COMPLETE.... And when you marry the wrong one, you are FINISHED..... And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are ... COMPLETELY FINISHED

18th January 2011, 22:09	#4634
anku94 BHPian Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bangalore Posts: 249 Thanked: 352 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread What happens when an Indian company and a Japanese company decide on an annual boat race :- (Seems to be more fact than funny). PPT link :- http://www.funonthenet.in/component/...nload/gid,172/

19th January 2011, 00:10	#4635
dhanushs Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Chennai Posts: 4,396 Thanked: 10,944 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Redefining the English language.