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Originally Posted by sam_boy
(Post 2162317)
RK can divide by zero.
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RK does not need anything to divide.
(same as divide by zero!!)
But there is a dedicated thread to what Rajni can't!
Wife: Why are going through my phone, I hate it!!
Husband: Relax, I am just checking your SMS
Wife: Thats all the more irritating.
Husband: Arey I just want to read some Rajni SMSes if you have any.
Child: Papa, does Rajni send SMSes to mommy?? WOOOW!
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Originally Posted by DSC.CUSTOMS
(Post 2162515)
Dont know if these videos have been posted here earlier . Actually I wanted to post them in the ICE thread but i think they are better off in this thread . :D
. No offence to anyone though i just found them to be a lot funny .
Cheers
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I just found out I fell in love with those haryanvis.
awsome! clap:
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Originally Posted by vivekiny2k
(Post 2162527)
I just found out I fell in love with those haryanvis.
awsome! clap:
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+1000000 Seriously man ! I really like the style or rather ishtyle. :)
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Originally Posted by sam_boy
(Post 2162317)
RK can divide by zero.
rl: rl:
PS: Sorry if a repost !!!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sudev
(Post 2162338)
RK does not need anything to divide.
(same as divide by zero!!)
But there is a dedicated thread to what Rajni can't!
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How dare you forget that Rajini had once divided a bullet into two with a knife when he had to kill two baddies.
Ek bullet se do shikaar you know.
And before pulling a
legendary actor like Rajini into the joke thread, tell us if you can perform even one stunt out of the many great ones that he has been doing over the years. If you can't, please don't joke about
ham in this way.
Even Hollywood, with their humongous SFX budgets, have'nt been able to emulate, forget pull-off, such stunts.
A boy was playing cricket outside Rajni's house.
Ball hits Rajni's window. Rajni took the ball and told the boy to play slowly...
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The boy is now known as Rahul Dravid.
^^ Good answer. Arrogant non-entities have to be delt this way.
Another one for Rajnikanth:
Boy : I lov u
Girl : I lov u 2
Boy : I lov u 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
Girl : I lov u 'infinity'
Boy : I lov u 'rajnikanth' :D
Got this as a forward today
The Birlas run an engineering college named "Birla Institute of Technology and Science- BITS. For obvious reasons, the Tata's couldn't start such an institute. ;)
Got this one moments later
The Tatas run a Social Sciences College named "Tata Institute of Social Studies"-TISS. For obvious reasons, the Piramal Group couldn't start such an institute. ;)
Had Rajini played the role of Sanjay Singhania in 'Ghajini' it would have been a 15 minute movie.
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Originally Posted by Jayabusa
(Post 2165749)
Had Rajini played the role of Sanjay Singhania in 'Ghajini' it would have been a 15 minute movie.
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And the movie would not be galled Ghajini. It would be called Rajini lol:
And I'd love to see how they make a wig for Rajini in that movie that goes with Sanjay's hairstyle.
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Originally Posted by MX6
(Post 2166060)
And the movie would not be galled Ghajini. It would be called Rajini lol:
And I'd love to see how they make a wig for Rajini in that movie that goes with Sanjay's hairstyle.
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This movie called Rajini that you're talking about is gonna be made by '
Robots'.:p
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Originally Posted by shamik.bose
(Post 2165725)
Got this as a forward today
The Birlas run an engineering college named "Birla Institute of Technology and Science- BITS. For obvious reasons, the Tata's couldn't start such an institute. ;)
Got this one moments later
The Tatas run a Social Sciences College named "Tata Institute of Social Studies"-TISS. For obvious reasons, the Piramal Group couldn't start such an institute. ;)
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rl:Loved these two. More-so the first one.
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