The Official Joke thread

vivekiny2k · 29th November 2010, 04:55

A little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her. After following along for a while, he turns to her and asks, "Hey there, do you want to go for a ride?"

"NO!" says the little girl as she keeps on walking.

The motorcyclist again pulls up beside her and asks, "I will give you $10 if you hop on the back."

"NO!" says the little girl as she hurries down the street.

The motorcyclist pulls up beside the little girl again and says, "I'm feeling generous today! I'll give you 20 bucks and a big bag of candy if you will just hop on the back of my bike and go for a ride with me."

Finally, the little girl stops and turns towards him and screams out. . .

"Look Dad, you're the one who bought the Harley instead of the Suzuki! So ride it by yourself!

------- from my suzuki boulevard board.

ghodlur · 29th November 2010, 13:22

A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.

"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?"

"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise

"That's amazing," the woman said. "How old are you?'

"Twenty-six," he said.

Klub Class · 29th November 2010, 18:00

Came across these pictures in Facebook.

PS: Pardon me, if these images were posted before.

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Scorcher · 29th November 2010, 19:56

The Perfect Arab!

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ghodlur · 30th November 2010, 08:05

Adam and Eve were the happiest people on the planet.

Know why?

They did not have any in-laws.

prince_pervez · 30th November 2010, 08:23

Saw this in one of the fuel station stores in West Virginia.

rohan_iitr · 30th November 2010, 16:02

Two friends talking:

Friend1 : You look so different from the time I met you last.

Friend2 : Yes I am different. I am a changed man now.

Friend1 : What made you change ?

Friend2 : A girl came into my life. She made me quit smoking, drinking and gambling.

Friend1 : Seems like an angel, are you planning to marry her.

Friend2 : No, I just dumped her.

Friend1 : Why on earth would you dump the girl who improved you so much ?

Friend2 : She improved me so much that I got a better girl.

GordonGekko · 30th November 2010, 16:36

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scorcher

The Perfect Arab!

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That car is a usual sighting around knightsbridge, london.

anilisanil · 30th November 2010, 16:59

Well, I was casually whiling away time and found this, the very thought makes me chuckle!!

ch.nathan · 30th November 2010, 23:16

@anilsanil - Good find!!

I just tried Fiat Figo, Toyota Civic, Honda Swift, Maruti Polo.. For all of these combinations I got drop-down options.

Torque123 · 1st December 2010, 01:18

Few months back Hrithik Roshan tried to compete with Rajnikanth in dancing. End Result:- He ended up on a wheel chair in "GUZAARISH".

Once Rajnikanth donated blood to a very small infant who was weak and skinny. Today, that child is known as "THE GREAT KHALI".

Once Rajnikanth had a spelling and vocabulary test in school, the rough sheet he used then is now known as "THE OXFORD DICTIONARY".

Apologies from my side if these were posted earlier.

Torque123 · 1st December 2010, 02:22

Rajini is missing!

He participated in a high jump competetion and has been reported by NASA that he is the first man to land on sun.

prince_pervez · 1st December 2010, 03:28

Rajnikanth was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible. He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn’t make any sense

Once, Rajnikanth told Nike to ‘just do it…’ and it did.

my colleagues are going crazy over these.

Klub Class · 1st December 2010, 08:10

Just came across this picture in my friend's wall in FB.

Gender Discrimination

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ghodlur · 1st December 2010, 09:13

1) Rajnikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants today are called giraffes.

2) The Bermuda triangle used to be a Bermuda square until Rajnikanth kicked one of its corner off.

3) Rajnikanth destroyed the periodic table coz he only recognizes the lement of surprise.

4) The only man who ever outsmarted Rajnikanth was Stephen hawking and he got what he deserved.

5) Rajnikanth knows Victoria's secret.

Sorry if its a repost.

29th November 2010, 13:22	#4502
ghodlur Senior - BHPian Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Thane Posts: 6,182 Thanked: 4,591 Times View My Garage	A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?" "I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise "That's amazing," the woman said. "How old are you?' "Twenty-six," he said. Last edited by ghodlur : 29th November 2010 at 13:25.

30th November 2010, 08:23	#4506
prince_pervez Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Redwood shores, CA, USA Posts: 4,211 Thanked: 52 Times View My Garage	Saw this in one of the fuel station stores in West Virginia. Attached Thumbnails

30th November 2010, 16:59	#4509
anilisanil Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Pune Posts: 1,420 Thanked: 291 Times	Well, I was casually whiling away time and found this, the very thought makes me chuckle!! Last edited by anilisanil : 30th November 2010 at 17:00.

1st December 2010, 01:18	#4511
Torque123 BHPian Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Bangalore Posts: 494 Thanked: 1,114 Times	Few Rajni facts Few months back Hrithik Roshan tried to compete with Rajnikanth in dancing. End Result:- He ended up on a wheel chair in "GUZAARISH". Once Rajnikanth donated blood to a very small infant who was weak and skinny. Today, that child is known as "THE GREAT KHALI". Once Rajnikanth had a spelling and vocabulary test in school, the rough sheet he used then is now known as "THE OXFORD DICTIONARY". Apologies from my side if these were posted earlier.

29th November 2010, 04:55	#4501
vivekiny2k Senior - BHPian Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: cincinnati, jabalpur,chennai Posts: 1,264 Thanked: 212 Times View My Garage	A little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her. After following along for a while, he turns to her and asks, "Hey there, do you want to go for a ride?" "NO!" says the little girl as she keeps on walking. The motorcyclist again pulls up beside her and asks, "I will give you $10 if you hop on the back." "NO!" says the little girl as she hurries down the street. The motorcyclist pulls up beside the little girl again and says, "I'm feeling generous today! I'll give you 20 bucks and a big bag of candy if you will just hop on the back of my bike and go for a ride with me." Finally, the little girl stops and turns towards him and screams out. . . "Look Dad, you're the one who bought the Harley instead of the Suzuki! So ride it by yourself! ------- from my suzuki boulevard board.

29th November 2010, 18:00	#4503
Klub Class Senior - BHPian Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: KA17\|KL65\|KL41 Posts: 4,878 Thanked: 1,954 Times	Came across these pictures in Facebook. PS: Pardon me, if these images were posted before.

29th November 2010, 19:56	#4504
Scorcher Senior - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Trivandrum, KL Posts: 4,922 Thanked: 7,168 Times	The Perfect Arab!

30th November 2010, 08:05	#4505
ghodlur Senior - BHPian Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Thane Posts: 6,182 Thanked: 4,591 Times View My Garage	Adam and Eve were the happiest people on the planet. Know why? They did not have any in-laws.

30th November 2010, 16:02	#4507
rohan_iitr Senior - BHPian Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Bangalore Posts: 1,138 Thanked: 836 Times	Two friends talking: Friend1 : You look so different from the time I met you last. Friend2 : Yes I am different. I am a changed man now. Friend1 : What made you change ? Friend2 : A girl came into my life. She made me quit smoking, drinking and gambling. Friend1 : Seems like an angel, are you planning to marry her. Friend2 : No, I just dumped her. Friend1 : Why on earth would you dump the girl who improved you so much ? Friend2 : She improved me so much that I got a better girl.

30th November 2010, 23:16	#4510
ch.nathan BHPian Join Date: May 2010 Location: Bangalore Posts: 516 Thanked: 70 Times	@anilsanil - Good find!! I just tried Fiat Figo, Toyota Civic, Honda Swift, Maruti Polo.. For all of these combinations I got drop-down options.

1st December 2010, 02:22	#4512
Torque123 BHPian Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Bangalore Posts: 494 Thanked: 1,114 Times	Rajini is missing! He participated in a high jump competetion and has been reported by NASA that he is the first man to land on sun.

1st December 2010, 03:28	#4513
prince_pervez Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Redwood shores, CA, USA Posts: 4,211 Thanked: 52 Times View My Garage	Rajnikanth was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible. He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn’t make any sense Once, Rajnikanth told Nike to ‘just do it…’ and it did. my colleagues are going crazy over these.

1st December 2010, 08:10	#4514
Klub Class Senior - BHPian Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: KA17\|KL65\|KL41 Posts: 4,878 Thanked: 1,954 Times	Just came across this picture in my friend's wall in FB. Gender Discrimination

1st December 2010, 09:13	#4515
ghodlur Senior - BHPian Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Thane Posts: 6,182 Thanked: 4,591 Times View My Garage	1) Rajnikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants today are called giraffes. 2) The Bermuda triangle used to be a Bermuda square until Rajnikanth kicked one of its corner off. 3) Rajnikanth destroyed the periodic table coz he only recognizes the lement of surprise. 4) The only man who ever outsmarted Rajnikanth was Stephen hawking and he got what he deserved. 5) Rajnikanth knows Victoria's secret. Sorry if its a repost.