The Official Joke thread

car-dent · 23rd October 2010, 23:29

Quote:

Originally Posted by BaCkSeAtDrIVeR

This is a fact. But really belongs to here.

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Go to the "co info" link.

Look at the name of the guy listed as "alternate director".

alternate director = spare director

anku94 · 24th October 2010, 01:10

Quote:

Originally Posted by car-dent

alternate director = spare director

The name is actually Anders Spare =))

Hinduja Foundries appoints alternate director - NDTV Profit

GordonGekko · 27th October 2010, 11:40

Wife: How many women have you slept with?
Husband: Only you honey, i was awake with all the rest.

prince_pervez · 27th October 2010, 23:29

Saw this pinned at our office. Good one for those who know the Noah's Ark.

whitesquall · 28th October 2010, 18:21

Got this from a friend via email:

Q: What do you call Rajanikant's fart?

A: Rajanigandha!!

Jayabusa · 28th October 2010, 19:24

Quote:

Originally Posted by whitesquall

Got this from a friend via email:

Q: What do you call Rajanikant's fart?

A: Rajanigandha!!

Hahahahaha!! Finally an original(Non-Chuck Norris fact)!

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Here's one I got as an sms forward(not sure about originality though),

Once, a girl lost her virginity...

Rajnikanth got it back!

ps: Mods, please feel free to delete this part if found to be offensive.

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The great unanswered question in life: At a movie theatre, which arm rest is yours? :P
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EARTHed · 28th October 2010, 19:26

Paul the octopus was asked to predict Rajnikanth's death. Paul died with immediate effect

P.S: Jokes apart, I feel sad for Paul.

prince_pervez · 28th October 2010, 20:56

^^ Ohh you should hear the new channels and their comments over him. Some Argentinian fans said something to the effect that 'Hope fully you end up on someone's plate".
The Late show with David Letterman said "He was arrested earlier for posting a picture of his tentacles over the internet".

RIP nevertheless.

RajaTaurus · 29th October 2010, 09:42

YouTube - Arab Passport Verification @ Welcome to Israel

Got this on Facebook share... Hilarious....

RajaTaurus · 29th October 2010, 09:46

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jayabusa

The great unanswered question in life: At a movie theatre, which arm rest is yours? :P
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At least if I sit at the end of row, one arm rest would sure be mine. Hahaha.!

RajaTaurus · 29th October 2010, 11:28

The wife enters the kitchen and found her husband busy killing flies.
- "What are you doing?"
- "I'm hunting flies."
- "And have you killed any?"
- "Yes! 3 males and 2 females."
Surprised she asked him:
- "But how can you distinguish their sex?"
- "Easy! 3 were on a bottle of beer and the other 2 were on the phone..."

KA18 · 29th October 2010, 12:12

@RajaTaurus,
You will be condored shortly!

munchy_cool · 2nd November 2010, 12:04

Being a software engineer , here are two from me (got them in a forwarded e-mail)

Rajnikanth can execute a program even before compiling it.
Rajnikanth does not query the database, the database queries Rajnikanth.

khoj · 2nd November 2010, 19:13

In 2008 Rajnikanth lost his wallet and that led to Global Recession.

prateek99 · 2nd November 2010, 20:28

Grandma Vs Mercedes

YouTube - Grandma vs Mercedes

27th October 2010, 23:29	#4429
prince_pervez Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Redwood shores, CA, USA Posts: 4,211 Thanked: 52 Times View My Garage	Saw this pinned at our office. Good one for those who know the Noah's Ark. Attached Thumbnails

28th October 2010, 18:21	#4430
whitesquall BHPian Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Bangalore/Gulbarga Posts: 178 Thanked: 155 Times	Rajani Facts Got this from a friend via email: Q: What do you call Rajanikant's fart? A: Rajanigandha!! Last edited by whitesquall : 28th October 2010 at 18:22. Reason: added title

28th October 2010, 19:26	#4432
EARTHed BANNED Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Greater Bangalore Posts: 420 Thanked: 39 Times	Paul the octopus was asked to predict Rajnikanth's death. Paul died with immediate effect P.S: Jokes apart, I feel sad for Paul. Last edited by EARTHed : 28th October 2010 at 19:28.

27th October 2010, 11:40	#4428
GordonGekko BHPian Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: gurgaon Posts: 263 Thanked: 25 Times	Wife: How many women have you slept with? Husband: Only you honey, i was awake with all the rest.

28th October 2010, 20:56	#4433
prince_pervez Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Redwood shores, CA, USA Posts: 4,211 Thanked: 52 Times View My Garage	^^ Ohh you should hear the new channels and their comments over him. Some Argentinian fans said something to the effect that 'Hope fully you end up on someone's plate". The Late show with David Letterman said "He was arrested earlier for posting a picture of his tentacles over the internet". RIP nevertheless.

29th October 2010, 11:28	#4436
RajaTaurus Senior - BHPian Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Tenkasi, TN Posts: 1,119 Thanked: 483 Times View My Garage	The wife enters the kitchen and found her husband busy killing flies. - "What are you doing?" - "I'm hunting flies." - "And have you killed any?" - "Yes! 3 males and 2 females." Surprised she asked him: - "But how can you distinguish their sex?" - "Easy! 3 were on a bottle of beer and the other 2 were on the phone..."

29th October 2010, 12:12	#4437
KA18 BHPian Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Chikmagalur Posts: 293 Thanked: 332 Times View My Garage	@RajaTaurus, You will be condored shortly!

2nd November 2010, 12:04	#4438
munchy_cool BHPian Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: void (0) Posts: 95 Thanked: 118 Times	Being a software engineer , here are two from me (got them in a forwarded e-mail) Rajnikanth can execute a program even before compiling it. Rajnikanth does not query the database, the database queries Rajnikanth.

2nd November 2010, 19:13	#4439
khoj Senior - BHPian Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Dilli Posts: 2,718 Thanked: 1,287 Times View My Garage	In 2008 Rajnikanth lost his wallet and that led to Global Recession.