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Originally Posted by ch.nathan
(Post 2056976)
you are hereby condor'ed:
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Can someone please explain? Is it got to do something with DBHPian
condor?
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Originally Posted by sachinj12
(Post 2058450)
Can someone please explain? Is it got to do something with DBHPian condor?
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Yes - you are right.
Condor used to have the monopoly of pointing out duplicate posts here; till somebody coined the phrase "conrored".
When somebody is "condored", he has just repeated a joke which has already been posted.
You can use the "search this thread" link above to find if the joke you want to post has been posted here earlier.
I got a spam as usual, but this caught my attention. now don't ask me why I read the whole thing. I sometimes send a reply from a non descript ID just to see if I can have an interesting conversation :D. Never happened.
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My client Errol Tahaparij who is a German but Nationalized in Netherland (Holland) and did several business transactions over here in the Uk with different Oil and Gas company based on the nature of his job as a Drilling Contractor died in August 19th 2006 as a result of heart failure.
Two years before his death, he lost his wife to prostate cancer and hirsutism, but was left with (Thirteen Million, Five Hundred Thousand Great British Pounds) of his deceased wife life insurance as the next of kin. Within two years before my client death he had deposited the said amount in an offshore account with a finance company for safe keeping.
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Kid - Teacher, what is Sex?
Teacher - (Confused, still goes ahead), explains all of it... sweating at the end of it
Kid - How do I write all that inside this small box?
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Originally Posted by vivekiny2k
(Post 2059071)
I got a spam as usual, but this caught my attention. now don't ask me why I read the whole thing. I sometimes send a reply from a non descript ID just to see if I can have an interesting conversation :D. Never happened.
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Wow, Prostate cancer. May be he died from Cervical Cancer, not CHF.rl:rl:
Read on the internet
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This is Pakistan Radio
Cricket News
Lets start with the results of tomorrows match first
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Originally Posted by svsantosh
(Post 2060550)
Kid - Teacher, what is Sex?
Teacher - (Confused, still goes ahead), explains all of it... sweating at the end of it
Kid - How do I write all that inside this small box?
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Reminds me of a joke from Readers' Digest.
The kid returns home from first day in school, and parents ask her how the day went.
She bursts out into tears, and says "they gave me an 'F' in sex!!!"
Jaya Lalitha visited a temple and she posed for some photos with elephants.
Next day the photo came in paper...
"Jaya Lalitha" (third from left)
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Originally Posted by Bubby
(Post 2063020)
Jaya Lalitha visited a temple and she posed for some photos with elephants.
Next day the photo came in paper...
"Jaya Lalitha" (third from left)
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I really like these short jokes. :uncontrol
I'm sure this is going to make you a smile, no matter you're watching it for nth time. I loved it.
If you've watched this already, watch the so called "baby's" facial expression this time; really awesome!!!
YouTube - maw nad paw kettle math
Eldest Son - Dad meri GF pregnant ho gayi hai.50,000 maang rahi hai chup rehne ke
Dad slaps him n pays him
2 months passed
2nd son - meri Gf pregnant hai & demanding Rs.75,000
Dad slaps & pays him
Aftr 6 months,
Unmarried Daughter - dad Im pregnant
Dad kisses her n said - ab paise lene ki hamari bari hai :D
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Originally Posted by svsantosh
(Post 2060550)
Kid - Teacher, what is Sex?
Teacher - (Confused, still goes ahead), explains all of it... sweating at the end of it
Kid - How do I write all that inside this small box?
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Originally Posted by BaCkSeAtDrIVeR
(Post 2062439)
Reminds me of a joke from Readers' Digest.
The kid returns home from first day in school, and parents ask her how the day went.
She bursts out into tears, and says "they gave me an 'F' in sex!!!"
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Originally Posted by Bubby
(Post 2063020)
Jaya Lalitha visited a temple and she posed for some photos with elephants.
Next day the photo came in paper...
"Jaya Lalitha" (third from left)
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Amazing short jokes!! Just loved all of them specially the Jayalalitha one takes the cake :uncontrol
Lamebook rocks :)
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