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I wish Adam and Eve were Chinese. They would've eaten the snake :)
"Does anyone in here have a 6 foot penguin?" asked a drunk driver as he hurriedly entered the bar. All the other drunks shook their head so as to say no. "I think I must have run over a nun then...!" replied the drunk driver.
A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving all over the road. Eventually a cop pulls him over.
"Did you know," says the cop, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?"
"Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk. "For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."
It also happens to the King of Jungle. Before Marriage and After marriage.
@ranjan,
This is absolutely awesomelol:. Pls let me know how can I download this video.
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@ranjan,
This is absolutely awesomelol:. Pls let me know how can I download this video.
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There are more parts of the video on youtube.
You get youtube downloader online. Need to use this application to download the videos uploaded on youtube.
We received a mail from our HR introducing a newly joined employee.
"Please join us in welcoming Mr.xxx .... blah. blah.
At home having a dedicated wife and xxx children aged ...."
Isn't he so lucky to have a dedicated wife all for himself?
^^Of all I know that means a housewife/Homemaker. Just a way of putting it I guess. You have a nice day mate.
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What to do when you're bored at work.....
1. Kill a few flies.
2. Put them in the sun to dry for one hour.
3. Once they are dry, pick a pencil and paper... Let your imagination flow.
4. Here are a few samples: Attachment 340500
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Oh my God the last one deserves an award. The people/flies in the last of the pack are dying of controlling their urine.clap:
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Guys, check out Annoying Orange videos on Youtube! Full timepass :D
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Annoying Orange
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Its so retarded. I dont believe people like this sort of humour.
A Man was cooking and needed salt so he asks his friend-"Oye, namak kidhar hai"
Friend-"Nahi hai"
Man-"Toh main daal mein kya daloon???"
Friend-"Collgate daal,Is toothpaste mein namak hai" :D
Santa: Doc saab, mein Chashma laga ke pad to sakoonga?
Doc: Haan, bilkul.
Santa: To phir theek hai doc saab varna Anpad aadmi ki zindagi bhi koi zindagi
hai.
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