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A comma is all the difference between helping your uncle jack off a horse and helping your uncle, Jack, off a horse
Good one there, EssYouWe.
Here's one that I read recently,
Q: What is the difference between love marriage and arranged marriage.
A: In love marriage you marry your gf; in arranged marriage you marry someone else's gf!
Chota Sardar : Mummy kal raat jadu hoya. Main bathroom da darwaja kholey te light ape jal gayi.
Mummy: Khotya tu fir fridge vich susu kar dita ?
@ Bivin
Ah! Finally, someone who enjoys collegehumor as much as I do :D
Nice one EssYouWe!!
That was a wonderful way to empahsize how funny English really is!!
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Originally Posted by smooth
(Post 1676991)
"Batuk , look who's here to teach the Gujarati Brothers about marketing !"
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Nice.
Speaking of Gujju business sense I remebered one more. I don't mind if it is condored.
American school teacher: Who will tell me God's name for 10$ ?
James: Pope John Paul
Teacher: Nope
George: St. Peter.
Teacher: Nope.
Jignes: Jesus.
Teacher: Absolutely correct, here you go, how did you know?
Jignes: I knew it was Krishna but kya karen dhanda toh dhanda hain na ? (after all business is business)
Ok this one's my own, it's more a PJ than a joke.
Qn: Which car is equivalent to 10 autorikshaws?
(I'll wait for the answers before I post it :D)
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Originally Posted by clevermax
(Post 1692025)
Ok this one's my own, it's more a PJ than a joke.
Qn: Which car is equivalent to 10 autorikshaws?
(I'll wait for the answers before I post it :D)
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Punto.
Dont ask me how.. the 'to' rhymes with 'Auto'. :D
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Originally Posted by benbsb29
(Post 1692040)
Punto.
Dont ask me how.. the 'to' rhymes with 'Auto'.
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Nope... think again :) take
10 as a clue. Think Hindi.
^^ i10 Auto :D
by such logic we could have a 20 auto thing too
other answer could be Volkswagen (Das Auto :D)
Any VW car? Das Auto?!
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Originally Posted by Rocky_Balboa
(Post 1692054)
Any VW car? Das Auto?!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sammyboy
(Post 1692052)
other answer could be Volkswagen (Das Auto :D)
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Yes... Correct answer!
VolksWagen -
Das Auto. :uncontrol
(Running for cover)
I thought of Das Auto as well.. but then it was already answered. :)
Quote:
Originally Posted by clevermax
(Post 1692025)
Ok this one's my own, it's more a PJ than a joke.
Qn: Which car is equivalent to 10 autorikshaws?
(I'll wait for the answers before I post it :D)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rocky_Balboa
(Post 1692054)
Any VW car? Das Auto?!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by clevermax
(Post 1692058)
Yes... Correct answer!
VolksWagen - Das Auto. :uncontrol
(Running for cover)
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Is that so??? I thought VW had tied up with some West Bengal based company called
Das Auto:D
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Originally Posted by adits
(Post 1692079)
Is that so??? I thought VW had tied up with some West Bengal based company called Das Auto
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Dude 'Das Auto' in German means 'The Car' :D
But this is even more funnier... "Daas Auto" LOL
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