The Official Joke thread

Tejas@perioimpl · 25th February 2009, 17:04

Quote:

Originally Posted by SRK

May be its the "header" part.

Quote:

Originally Posted by flipsyde

I think its the price!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by tsk1979

Read it again I think th joke is in
air filters

And to add to it the Vtech... a technologically advanced VTEC!

anachronix · 25th February 2009, 18:49

A Pirate and a salior are sharing their stories on the high seas, the salior notices the pirate has a peg leg, a hook hand and a patched eye. "How did you get the Peg leg, the Hook and the Eye patch?" asked the sailor.

"Well, the peg leg happened when i was swept overboard and a shark bit it off" , "The hook was when I was boarding an enemy ship and my hand got sliced clean off" replied the Pirate.

"And the Eye?"

"oh yes that happend when a seagull dropping landed in my eye"
"and that took out your eye"? asked the sailor.

"Well, it was my first day with the hook" replied the pirate.

isldhn · 26th February 2009, 17:44

Quote:

Originally Posted by anachronix

A Pirate and a salior are sharing their stories on the high seas, the salior notices the pirate has a peg leg, a hook hand and a patched eye. "How did you get the Peg leg, the Hook and the Eye patch?" asked the sailor.

"Well, the peg leg happened when i was swept overboard and a shark bit it off" , "The hook was when I was boarding an enemy ship and my hand got sliced clean off" replied the Pirate.

"And the Eye?"

"oh yes that happend when a seagull dropping landed in my eye"
"and that took out your eye"? asked the sailor.

"Well, it was my first day with the hook" replied the pirate.

Aye Aye captain. Ha Ha Ha. ALways reminds me of Johnny Depp

neoranjit · 26th February 2009, 18:05

Read on ..
http://www1.timesofindia.indiatimes....ow/4192165.cms

Tejas@perioimpl · 26th February 2009, 21:00

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Originally Posted by neoranjit

Read on ..
http://www1.timesofindia.indiatimes....ow/4192165.cms

Dude, what's so funny about Bio Medical Waste?

Every clinic needs a permit to generate "BMW" which is to be packed in colored coded containers/bags and the municipality will collect it to dispose according to the biohazard regulations.

Many doctors don't know about it and only once one clinic is raided that they rush for the authorization certificate.

SS-Traveller · 26th February 2009, 21:11

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tejas@perioimpl

Dude, what's so funny about Bio Medical Waste?

Hi Tejas: Nothing funny about it for medics (I'm part of that community too), but most lay folks know of only ONE BMW - the one with wheels. Wish we really could have our BMWs both ways - as in rush for our BMW authorisations IN a BMW!

sammyboy · 26th February 2009, 21:14

Quote:

Originally Posted by tsk1979

Read it again I think th joke is in
air filters

We have a winner folks

He gets a double amp double woofer.

gowda79 · 27th February 2009, 16:42

Got this on email from a friend

neoranjit · 27th February 2009, 18:04

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tejas@perioimpl

Dude, what's so funny about Bio Medical Waste?
.

Tejas : i have always known only one BMW. It was sort of funny to read when BMW also meant Bio Medical Waste.
All through the article, was trying to replace this bmw with the other.

relax !

NetfreakBombay · 3rd March 2009, 22:14

These people really want to keep road ONLY for cars

harry10 · 3rd March 2009, 22:42

lol. Which road is this?

Spitfire · 4th March 2009, 11:21

LOL, someone who is good with MS Paint.

ceejay123 · 6th March 2009, 10:57

The smart car

What we will be forced to drive soon?

The Official Joke thread-smart-car-1.jpg

But look at all of the 'great new choices'
We will have from 'The SMART Car'....

The Smorvette!

The Official Joke thread-smart-car-2.jpg

The Smaudi A3 AWD

The Official Joke thread-smart-car-3.jpg

The Smamborghini!

The Official Joke thread-smart-car-4.jpg

The SMW!

The Smorsche!

The Official Joke thread-smart-car-5.jpg

The Smorsche Targa!

The Official Joke thread-smart-car-6.jpg

And last,but not the least,
The Smerrari!

The Official Joke thread-smart-car-7.jpg

Tejas@perioimpl · 6th March 2009, 11:22

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Originally Posted by ceejay123

The smart car

What we will be forced to drive soon?

Already posted in the earlier i think either here or in the weird and wacky thread.

GTO · 14th March 2009, 15:29

What brands will look like post-recession!

26th February 2009, 18:05	#3514
neoranjit BHPian Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Chennai Posts: 588 Thanked: 196 Times View My Garage	Docs for BMW generation authorisation Read on .. http://www1.timesofindia.indiatimes....ow/4192165.cms

27th February 2009, 16:42	#3518
gowda79 Senior - BHPian Join Date: May 2007 Location: Bengaluru Posts: 1,478 Thanked: 194 Times View My Garage	Got this on email from a friend Attached Thumbnails

6th March 2009, 10:57	#3523
ceejay123 BHPian Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Mumbai Posts: 26 Thanked: Once	Honey i shrunk the cars! The smart car What we will be forced to drive soon? But look at all of the 'great new choices' We will have from 'The SMART Car'.... The Smorvette! The Smaudi A3 AWD The Smamborghini! The SMW! The Smorsche! The Smorsche Targa! And last,but not the least, The Smerrari!

14th March 2009, 15:29	#3525
GTO Team-BHP Support Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Bombay Posts: 72,232 Thanked: 315,459 Times View My Garage	What brands will look like post-recession! Attached Thumbnails Attached Images

25th February 2009, 18:49	#3512
anachronix Senior - BHPian Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Madras Posts: 3,286 Thanked: 1,336 Times View My Garage	A Pirate and a salior are sharing their stories on the high seas, the salior notices the pirate has a peg leg, a hook hand and a patched eye. "How did you get the Peg leg, the Hook and the Eye patch?" asked the sailor. "Well, the peg leg happened when i was swept overboard and a shark bit it off" , "The hook was when I was boarding an enemy ship and my hand got sliced clean off" replied the Pirate. "And the Eye?" "oh yes that happend when a seagull dropping landed in my eye" "and that took out your eye"? asked the sailor. "Well, it was my first day with the hook" replied the pirate.

3rd March 2009, 22:14	#3520
NetfreakBombay Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Bombay Posts: 1,480 Thanked: 1,100 Times	These people really want to keep road ONLY for cars

3rd March 2009, 22:42	#3521
harry10 Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Faridabad/Delhi Posts: 2,741 Thanked: 3,967 Times View My Garage	lol. Which road is this?

4th March 2009, 11:21	#3522
Spitfire BANNED Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Panaji - Goa/Bangalore - Karnataka Posts: 3,313 Thanked: 777 Times	LOL, someone who is good with MS Paint.