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Originally Posted by SRK (Post 1187099)
May be its the "header" part.:)

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Originally Posted by flipsyde (Post 1187103)
I think its the price!! :D

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Originally Posted by tsk1979 (Post 1188478)
Read it again I think th joke is in
air filters

And to add to it the Vtech... a technologically advanced VTEC!

A Pirate and a salior are sharing their stories on the high seas, the salior notices the pirate has a peg leg, a hook hand and a patched eye. "How did you get the Peg leg, the Hook and the Eye patch?" asked the sailor.

"Well, the peg leg happened when i was swept overboard and a shark bit it off" , "The hook was when I was boarding an enemy ship and my hand got sliced clean off" replied the Pirate.

"And the Eye?"

"oh yes that happend when a seagull dropping landed in my eye"
"and that took out your eye"? asked the sailor.

"Well, it was my first day with the hook" replied the pirate. :p

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Originally Posted by anachronix (Post 1188690)
A Pirate and a salior are sharing their stories on the high seas, the salior notices the pirate has a peg leg, a hook hand and a patched eye. "How did you get the Peg leg, the Hook and the Eye patch?" asked the sailor.

"Well, the peg leg happened when i was swept overboard and a shark bit it off" , "The hook was when I was boarding an enemy ship and my hand got sliced clean off" replied the Pirate.

"And the Eye?"

"oh yes that happend when a seagull dropping landed in my eye"
"and that took out your eye"? asked the sailor.

"Well, it was my first day with the hook" replied the pirate. :p

Aye Aye captain. Ha Ha Ha. ALways reminds me of Johnny Depp

Read on ..
http://www1.timesofindia.indiatimes....ow/4192165.cms

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Originally Posted by neoranjit (Post 1190461)

Dude, what's so funny about Bio Medical Waste?

Every clinic needs a permit to generate "BMW" which is to be packed in colored coded containers/bags and the municipality will collect it to dispose according to the biohazard regulations.

Many doctors don't know about it and only once one clinic is raided that they rush for the authorization certificate.

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Originally Posted by Tejas@perioimpl (Post 1190738)
Dude, what's so funny about Bio Medical Waste?

Hi Tejas: Nothing funny about it for medics (I'm part of that community too), but most lay folks know of only ONE BMW - the one with wheels. Wish we really could have our BMWs both ways - as in rush for our BMW authorisations IN a BMW! :D

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Originally Posted by tsk1979 (Post 1188478)
Read it again I think th joke is in
air filters

We have a winner folks :D He gets a double amp double woofer.

Got this on email from a friend

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Originally Posted by Tejas@perioimpl (Post 1190738)
Dude, what's so funny about Bio Medical Waste?
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Tejas : i have always known only one BMW. It was sort of funny to read when BMW also meant Bio Medical Waste.
All through the article, was trying to replace this bmw with the other.

relax !

These people really want to keep road ONLY for cars :)

The Official Joke thread-gators.jpg

lol. Which road is this?

LOL, someone who is good with MS Paint.

The smart car

What we will be forced to drive soon?
The Official Joke thread-smart-car-1.jpg

But look at all of the 'great new choices'
We will have from 'The SMART Car'....

The Smorvette!
The Official Joke thread-smart-car-2.jpg
The Smaudi A3 AWD
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The Smamborghini!
The Official Joke thread-smart-car-4.jpg
The SMW!
The Official Joke thread-bmw3.jpg
The Smorsche!
The Official Joke thread-smart-car-5.jpg
The Smorsche Targa!
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And last,but not the least,
The Smerrari!
The Official Joke thread-smart-car-7.jpg

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Originally Posted by ceejay123 (Post 1201522)
The smart car

What we will be forced to drive soon?

Already posted in the earlier i think either here or in the weird and wacky thread.

What brands will look like post-recession!


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