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From a mail forward..

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In a small town in India, a person decided to open up his Bar business,
which was right opposite to the Temple. The Temple & its congregation
started a campaign to block the Bar from opening with petitions and prayed
daily against his business.
Work progressed. However, when it was almost complete and was about to
open a few days later, a strong lightning struck the Bar and it was burnt
to the ground.

The temple folks were rather smug in their outlook after that, till the Bar owner sued the Temple authorities on the grounds that the Temple through its congregation & prayers was ultimately responsible for the demise of his bar shop, either through direct or indirect actions or means.

In its reply to the court, the temple vehemently denied all responsibility or any connection that their prayers were reasons to the bar shop's demise.

As the case made its way into court, the judge looked over the paperwork at the hearing and commented:

I don't know how I'm going to decide this case, but it appears from the
paperwork,


'we have a bar owner who believes in the power of prayer


and


we have an entire temple and its devotees that doesn't.'

I have altered the pool

sorry, but i didn't get the joke!

Neither did I.

Condor: Can you explain this one :p

Here is a video you must see. Enough said.

CNNBC video

its based on a famous darth vader dialog :D

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" She asked.

"Hunting Flies" He responded.

"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?"

He responded, "3 were on a beer can cheers:, 2 were on the phone."

Little Johnny asks his mother how old she is.

Her reply is, "Gentlemen don't ask ladies that question."

Johnny then asks his mother how much she weighs.

Again the mother's reply is, "Gentlemen don't ask ladies that question."

The boy then asks, "Why did daddy leave you?"

To this, the mother says, "You shouldn't ask that," and then sends him to his room.

On the way to his room, the boy trips over his mother's purse. When he picks it up, her driver's license falls out.

Little Johnny looks it over and goes back to his mother saying, "I know all about you now. You are 36 years old, weigh 127 pounds and daddy left you because you got an 'F' in sex!!!"

The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting... on a Saturday morning... after breakfast...

Dad: People this is unacceptable. You have to limit the use of the phone. I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office.

Mum: Same here, I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work telephone.

Son: Me too, I never use the home phone. I always use my company mobile.

Maid: So - what is the problem? We all use our work telephones !!!!!

Baby standing in a swimming pool. No sign of a diaper. Talking about having "modified" the water. Warning of further "modification". lol:

I think i fall in the stupid category, i still couldnt get the joke:)

So you think you are in the same category as the joke itself? lol:

Ah... thanks Sri :)

@Mobike: Well, the baby has just contaminated the water and can do further damage, he is not wearing a diaper :uncontrol