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Just got this in a sms :
We live in a funny nation, where Pizza reaches home faster than the Ambulance or police.
Lighter joke, but a bitter truth !
Guess were he's heading :D
In ancient Greece, Socrates was reputed to hold knowledge in high esteem.
One day one fellow met the great philosopher and said, "Do you know what I just heard about your friend?"
"Hold on a minute," Socrates replied. "Before telling me anything I'd like you to pass a little test. It's called the Triple Filter Test."
"Triple filter?"
"That's right," Socrates continued.
"Before you talk to me about my friend, it might be a good idea to take a moment and filter what you're going to say. That's why I call it the triple filter test.
The first filter is Truth. Have you made absolutely sure that what you are about to tell me is true?"
"No," the man said, "actually I just heard about it and..."
"All right," said Socrates. "So you don't know if it's true or not.Now let's try the second filter, the filter of Goodness. Is what you are about to tell me about my friend something good?"
"No, on the contrary..."
"So," Socrates continued, "you want to tell me something bad about him, but you're not certain it's true. You may still pass the test though, because there's one filter left: the filter of Usefulness. Is what you want to tell me about my friend going to be useful to me?"
"No, not really."
"Well," concluded Socrates, "if what you want to tell me is neither true nor good nor even useful, why tell it to me at all?" This is why Socrates was a great philosopher and held in such high esteem.
........... This is also why Socrates never found out that his friend was having an affair with his wife!
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now what are you asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you, Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's whose name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?
I think I have the mp3 of zak's post (#3115) :)
I think Condi is related to Condor.
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Originally Posted by Sam Kapasi
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I think Condi is related to Condor.
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whatever the case - Zak has been condored!
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Sam Kapasi  : I think Condi is related to Condor.
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Sam - that's an intresting new dimension.
Check this pic,
and compare to the one in the link : 
Condoleezza Rice Cartoons
(Cartoon image from CartoonStock web-site not posted here because of copyright notice on the image. I am referring to the second cartoon on this page).
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ajmat : ... Zak has been condored!
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Was waiting for some one else to come up with that term ... rather than bringing it up myself :p !
Note: Pic of the California Condor is taken from :
Condors - info and games
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Originally Posted by speedmiester
(Post 935910)
The original SUV lol:
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Eco-friendly exhaust system!! :uncontrol :uncontrol thanks man!
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ajmat  : ... Zak has been condored!
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Boy!! Just imagine TheMullah like that condor!!!
Aaaaahhhhh!!! Come on!
Condor, that one doesn't have enough hair on the face nor head. So, how can it be compared my holy Kop??? :Frustrati
Zak, looks like you are still shell shocked after my earlier post !
Could I ever do something like that to you ? :eek: .. The later post was about Condi (Rice) and the California Condor - trying to illustrate cartoonically, what Sam said.
Oh yes, you could fire your post at our dear B_S_D, though !! :D
A few Michael Phelps Funnies:
If Michael Phelps has 12 Olympic gold medals and you have 12 Olympic gold medals. Phelps has more gold medals then you.
Michael Phelps doesnt swim he wins.
Michael Phelps plays the Shark in all Jaws films.
Michael Phelps use to play as Mitch Buchannon in the Baywatch series but was replace by David Hasslehoff as Phelps managed to save everyone and screw all the female Lifeguards in 1 episode.
Michael Phelps found Nemo.
Michael Phelps can swim in the bath.
Michael Phelps does not fear a Mages Water elemental he swims through it.
Michael Phelps can swim up Mt Everest.
When you see a shooting star, its actually Michael Phelps swimming laps through space.
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