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diabloo, I think you missed the joke in there. :D

If you allow unfiltered Google ads, this is to be expected.

99 saal ka ek aadmi Swarg ki Ronak aur Apsara ko deekhkar bola.

sala..!! agar Ramdev Baba aur unke Pranayaam ke Chakkaron mein naa pada hota,toh yahaan pehle he aagaya hota :D

(If anyone can translate in englsh)

Teacher:Osama has 5wives and 20children,whereas Lalu has 1wife and 9children.Who's better?
Student:Osama's score is good but Lalu has better strike-rate!!\

Sardar at a bar-counter in a bar at newyork.
Man on his right says"Johny walker single"
Man on his left says "Peter scotch single"
Sardar says"Baljit Singh" ahh "married".

Some more Ads in the wrong place :D
15 Unfortunately Placed Ads

SMS from a friend

"An american on a visit to India, goes into restaurant for some spicy Indian food. The next day after going to the toilet, he says aloud, now I understand why Indians use water and not toilet paper to wash...........coz paper catches fire"

Two boys from the mountains, Leroy and Jasper have been promoted from privates to sergeants.

Not long after, they're out for a walk and Leroys says, "Hey, Jasper, there's the NCO Club. Let's you and me stop in."

"But we's privates," protests Jasper. "We's sergeants now," says Leroy, pulling him inside.

"Now, Jasper, I'm a-gonna sit down and have me a drink."

"But we's privates," says Jasper.

"You blind, boy?" asks Leroy, pointing at his stripes. "We's sergeants now."

So they have their drink, and pretty soon a hooker comes up to Leroy. "You're cute," she says, "and I'd like to date you, but I've got a bad case of gonorrhoea."

Leroy pulls his friend to the side and whispers, "Jasper, go look in the dictionary and see what gonorrhoea means. If it's okay, give me the okay sign."

So Jasper goes to look it up, comes back, and gives Leroy the big okay sign.

Three weeks later Leroy is laid up in the infirmary with a terrible case of gonorrhoea.

"Jasper," he says, "what fo' you give me the okay?"

"Well, Leroy, in the dictionary, it say gonorrhoea affects only the privates." He points to his stripes. "But we's sergeants now!"

Very funny Ad for castrol. Sorry guys its in Tamil, but interesting to watch.

CASTROL POWER 1 iShare-Videos- rajnikant

Its really a super ad dude, can any other India actor be imagined for this type of ad? Its possible only by a super start.

machan, supera irka.

The original SUV lol:

LOL

its so funny,cant stop laughing.

Real Good one Speedmiester

Great one :). I think we can add some other points as well like, high seating position, hard suspension, intelligent "BSP" and ABS, low engine noise, alloys (hoof boots), and even a fairly good "hair bag" for security!lol:

And all this straight from the Horses' mouth.

Source the jokesofindia.blogspot.com:uncontrolclap:
(1)One day in New York City, a banker was driving his new Jaguar down the streets. He parked it and opened the door to get out. Suddenly a taxi went by and ripped the door off. The driver reported this to a nearby police officer. The officer saw the whole thing and said "You bankers are so involved in your possessions. You didn't even notice that your arm was ripped off as well" The banker stared at where his arm used to be and said "OH NO! My new Rolex is gone too!"
(2)You see a gorgeous girl at a party.You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"
That's Direct Marketing.
You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you and says, "He's very rich. Marry him."
That's Advertising.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I’m very rich. Marry me."
That's Telemarketing.
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pourher a drink. You open the door for her; pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm very rich. Will you marry me?"
That's Public Relations.
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich."
That's Brand Recognition.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback!!!!
(3)Santa and Banta are sitting and drinking beer when out of the blue Santa says, “I think I’m gonn a divorce my wife… she ain’t spoke to me in over a month.”
Banta sips his beer and says, “Better think over, women like that are hard to find.”
(4) School: A place where Father pays and Son plays.
Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
Marriage: It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

Shot this malfunctioning board on Sunday, If this doesn't belong here, I don't know what will!:D

And no, this is not photoshopped.