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Wow. It seems you guys are all easy victims for your wives! :D

The husbands password was his old college GF's name.
The wife found out and was pissed -- but before giving him a earful, she logged in and changed her password (her old college BF's name) to her husbands name first.

cya
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@Jkdas- you seem to be learning morals and rules at a fast pace.clap:
wait till you get to years 2 and 3, your learning curve will go up even more.:D

Lol Rehaan you actually typed the meaning of the joke :p


Hahahahaha too good :D

At the company board meeting, the chairman rose to make his speech.
"Who's been carrying on with my secretary?" he demanded.

This was met with silence. "All right, then," said the chairman, "put it this way - who has not been carrying on with my secretary?"

Again there was silence, and then one man said, self-consciously: "Me sir."

"Right," said the chairman. "You sack her."

:uncontrol I bet that now you have translated, people would have changed the passwords:P

Nice one ,hrag. I had to sack her:P

A foreign tourist hired a guide to take him around Delhi and Agra. At the Red Fort at Delhi, he admired the architecture and asked how many years it took to build.

"Twenty years," replied the guide.

"You Indians are a lazy lot," the tourist said. "In my country, this could have been built in five."

At Agra he admired the Taj's beauty and asked how many years it took to build.

"Only ten years," said the guide.

The tourist retorted: "You Indians are slow! We can construct such buildings in two-and-a-half."

In this fashion the tourist claimed that every building he admired could have been built in his country in quarter the time. Finally, they reached the Qutab Minar, and the tourist asked what it was.

The guide replied: "I don't know. It wasn't there yesterday evening."

@hrag:lolz that was phunny :D

Either that OR:

1. We dont keep our ex flames' name as our password OR
2. Our ex flames are now our wives. :deadhorse

gosh,

my wife knows my "password" lol:.

Make sure that you type the "password" carefully, otherwise it might get "reset" and you might not be allowed "access"

This is fun. lol:

Another one on the car vs GF debate .. (hope it's not been posted before)


Q : Why is a car better than a GF ?
A : Because your car will not put on weight with time, and will look just as it is - even years later.

Tom: what do you call it when a woman talks dirty to a man?

Jerry: No idea, man! I've never spoken to your wife in my life!

Tom: Sixty rupees a minute.

That was for the benefit of the slightly 'slow'- yours truly.

Thanks, Sir. Now I know what to watch for when I get a wife. :)

Two statues stood in a city park: one female and the other male. These statues faced each other for many years.

Early one morning, an angel appeared before the statues and said, "Since the two of you have been exemplary statues and have brought enjoyment to many people, I am giving you your greatest wish. I hereby give you the gift of life. You have 30 minutes to do whatever you desire."

And with that command, the statues came to life. The two statues smiled at each other, ran toward some nearby woods and dove behind a couple of bushes. The angel smiled to himself as he listened to the two statues giggling, bushes rustling, and twigs snapping.




After fifteen minutes, the two statues emerged from the bushes, satisfied and smiling.

Puzzled, the angel looked at his watch and asked the statues, "You still have fifteen minutes. Would you like to continue?"

The male statue looked at the female and asked, "Do you want to do it again?"

Smiling, the female statue said, "Sure. But this time YOU hold the pigeon down and I'll crap on its head!"