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We had a professor who taught us Production Processes. While scolding us once for creating a general chaos in the classroom, he actually said : "You rascals, if you don't want to behave properly, then don't behave at all." :confused:
Sometimes I still wonder what should one do to 'Not Behave At All' - wouldn't that be one of the greatest superpowers ever? Wish I had an answer.
The Electronics and Communications dept had a Prof.
Once a student approached him to copy a small sofware
on a floppy disk from the Prof's computer.
The prof reply was : 'Tum yeh leke jaoge toh mere paas kya rahega?'
Dunno what to say, Poor soul must have changed the college or course.lol:
I am posting it here for want of a better place. I recently bought an HTC phone and was trying to register it through their website. Please look at the fourth entry in the Jobs drop down in the attached image . Look like HTC phones are very popular amongst that section of the population.
Mods, please move this post to the appropriate section of this forum.
--Wind
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Originally Posted by Wind
(Post 751170)
I am posting it here for want of a better place. I recently bought an HTC phone and was trying to register it through their website. Please look at the fourth entry in the Jobs drop down in the attached image . Look like HTC phones are very popular amongst that section of the population.
Mods, please move this post to the appropriate section of this forum.
--Wind
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Militant hahahaha
That's not the only funny thing. There is no column for service. None for Doctor, lawyer or Engineer. But the second option is "Housekeeper"!!!
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Originally Posted by Wind
(Post 751170)
I am posting it here for want of a better place. I recently bought an HTC phone and was trying to register it through their website. Please look at the fourth entry in the Jobs drop down in the attached image . Look like HTC phones are very popular amongst that section of the population.
Mods, please move this post to the appropriate section of this forum.
--Wind
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Wind were you able to register? I tried that link and am not able to register. They don't send the activation confirmation.
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Originally Posted by vid6639
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Wind were you able to register? I tried that link and am not able to register. They don't send the activation confirmation.
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The web site has accepted my registration but I have not yet received my activation code.
--Wind
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vid6639 : Wind were you able to register?
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Geez - What are you guys trying to register as ?!:Shockked:
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Originally Posted by condor
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Geez - What are you guys trying to register as ?!:Shockked:
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I selected others from the drop down menu. lol.
I am surprised they don't have prostitute and virgin as options. :uncontrol
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Originally Posted by Wind
(Post 751170)
I am posting it here for want of a better place. I recently bought an HTC phone and was trying to register it through their website. Please look at the fourth entry in the Jobs drop down in the attached image . Look like HTC phones are very popular amongst that section of the population.
Mods, please move this post to the appropriate section of this forum.
--Wind
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:Shockked:Was that the fourth option is 'Militant'..????
And the highest education 'House Keep'..????
Man still cant stop laffin....rl:
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Originally Posted by RajaTaurus
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When We tried to spell our company name which is BEFESA Infrastructure (P) Limited and see what we got a quotation for hiring a boat...!!! They heard it as BESA and see what we received....!!!!
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I love how names get butchered! A buddy of mine setup a steel plant 2 years ago and he wanted a very aggressive name so he settled for "Rampant Steel". He went to see the DC for some company work and the receptionist wanted to announce him - asked his name and company - He very stylishly hands the receptionist his business card while wearing his Ray-Bans..... The receptionist looks at the card, picks up the phone and calls the DC: "Sirjeeee
Ram Pant Esteel se Ujjaall Jee Ayen Hain". Needless to say we still rib him till this day.
Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan!
Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan !
Operator : Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this?
Caller : I'm Sam Wan . And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.
Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone ! But what's this urgent matter about?
Caller : Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now , Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.
Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator: I'm Saw Ree .
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry . Now give me your name!!
Operator: That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree ...
Caller: O h .......God!! ! !
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