The Official Joke thread

vkochar · 12th October 2007, 18:26

I even downlaoded the song - ringtone in the video - it is my new ringtone - Ante - TamilRokz - Too good

hkanitkar · 19th October 2007, 10:30

try this out..
http://www.counterfeitmini.com/main.swf

iraghava · 21st October 2007, 00:04

Here's how:

JayD · 21st October 2007, 23:25

Quote:

Originally Posted by benbsb29

Rabbi and the Tax Collector

All i can do is

Hilarious stuff dude!!

DriverR · 23rd October 2007, 08:52

An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle.

She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!" The four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran like mad.

The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into driver's seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then it dawned on her why.

A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station.

The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun.

No charges were filed.

toiingg · 25th October 2007, 02:19

Picture taken on the way to Digha !!

No edits were done to this photo.

iraghava · 25th October 2007, 02:36

That's fantastic, what a picture Toiiiinnngggg!!

Steeroid · 25th October 2007, 11:02

Lousy Beer, Great Ad!

vkochar · 25th October 2007, 12:29

That was quite hilarious !!! Amazing man !!!

ROTFLMBAO

( B means Big

)

Bass&Trouble · 25th October 2007, 12:41

Haahahahahaha toiing and Steer. Those are hilarious!

rocksterraghu · 26th October 2007, 01:35

Saw this at the entrance of a hotel.

...

Nitin · 26th October 2007, 01:49

hahah..illeagle activities & weak bride..

benbsb29 · 26th October 2007, 11:20

Raghu, that was a funny one alright !
so, what illeagle activities did u engage in?

rocksterraghu · 26th October 2007, 15:35

Quote:

Originally Posted by benbsb29

Raghu, that was a funny one alright !
so, what illeagle activities did u engage in?

lol. My friend's relative happens to own that hotel. I accompanied my friend to go there. No Ill-Eagle activities.

rsjaurr · 27th October 2007, 12:08

This i got in mail........ofcourse from a aunthetic Punjabi

*A* is for Adjust ; Punjabis will always ask you to adjust whenever they
want to push you around
*B *is for Backside and it has nothing to do with your bum, it is an
instruction to go to the rear of a building, or block, or shop or whatever.
*C* is for Cloney and its first name is not George nor is it a process for
replicating sheep - it is an area where people live eg. *D* fence Cloney.
*E* is for Expanditure - and believe me Punjabis are not scared of spending
money - the latest cars, marble floors, their ambitions are always
expanding.
*F* is for Fackade, and even though it sounds like a bad word it is actually
just the front of a building (with backside being the back, of course).
*G* is for Gaddi and the way a Punjabi can pilot a car puts any F1 driver to
shame, if the Grand Prix does come to Delhi there's no way Hamilton, Alonso
or Kimi can overtake Balvinder, Jasvinder and Sukhvinder.
*H* is for Ho Jayega, the moment you hear that, you have to be very careful
because you can be reasonably sure it's not going to happen.
*I* is for Intezaar... to know more about it see P.
*J* is for Jindagi and if there's one person who knows how to live life to
the full it's a Punjabi.
*K* is for Khanna, Khurana, etc - the Punjabi equivalent of the Johnses ie,
keeping up with the Khuranas.
* L* is for Lovely but she never is. Nor is Sweety.
*M* is for Mrooti - the car that moved an entire Punjabi generation.
*N* is for No problem ji - to find out how that works see H.
*O* is for Oye which can be surprise (oyye!), a hailing (oyy), anger (OYY)
or pain (oy oy oy).
*P* is for Panj Mint and no matter how near (1 km) or far a Punjabi is from
you (100 km) they usually say they'll reach you in Panj Mint.
*Q* is for Queue for which there's really no word in Punjabi.
*R* is for Riks and a Punjabi is always prepared to take one, even if the
odds are against them.
*S* is for Sweetie, Bunty, Pappu and Sonu who seem to own half the cars in
Delhi.
*T* is for the official bird of Punjab - Tandoori Chicken.
*U* is for when U lose your sex appeal and become 'Uncle' ji.
*V* is for VIP phone numbers @ Rs 15 lakh and counting.
*W* is War - on the roads.
*X* is x-rated words they flow freely in casual conversations on the street.

*Y* is 'You nonsense', anger replacing> vocabulary in a shouting match.
*Z* is for Zig Zag for which you should see G, M and P

21st October 2007, 00:04	#2298
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27th October 2007, 12:08	#2310
rsjaurr BHPian Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Batala Posts: 777 Thanked: 28 Times	Punjabi Dictionary - endorsed by an authentic Punjabi! This i got in mail........ofcourse from a aunthetic Punjabi A is for Adjust ; Punjabis will always ask you to adjust whenever they want to push you around B is for Backside and it has nothing to do with your bum, it is an instruction to go to the rear of a building, or block, or shop or whatever. C is for Cloney and its first name is not George nor is it a process for replicating sheep - it is an area where people live eg. D fence Cloney. E is for Expanditure - and believe me Punjabis are not scared of spending money - the latest cars, marble floors, their ambitions are always expanding. F is for Fackade, and even though it sounds like a bad word it is actually just the front of a building (with backside being the back, of course). G is for Gaddi and the way a Punjabi can pilot a car puts any F1 driver to shame, if the Grand Prix does come to Delhi there's no way Hamilton, Alonso or Kimi can overtake Balvinder, Jasvinder and Sukhvinder. H is for Ho Jayega, the moment you hear that, you have to be very careful because you can be reasonably sure it's not going to happen. I is for Intezaar... to know more about it see P. J is for Jindagi and if there's one person who knows how to live life to the full it's a Punjabi. K is for Khanna, Khurana, etc - the Punjabi equivalent of the Johnses ie, keeping up with the Khuranas. * L* is for Lovely but she never is. Nor is Sweety. M is for Mrooti - the car that moved an entire Punjabi generation. N is for No problem ji - to find out how that works see H. O is for Oye which can be surprise (oyye!), a hailing (oyy), anger (OYY) or pain (oy oy oy). P is for Panj Mint and no matter how near (1 km) or far a Punjabi is from you (100 km) they usually say they'll reach you in Panj Mint. Q is for Queue for which there's really no word in Punjabi. R is for Riks and a Punjabi is always prepared to take one, even if the odds are against them. S is for Sweetie, Bunty, Pappu and Sonu who seem to own half the cars in Delhi. T is for the official bird of Punjab - Tandoori Chicken. U is for when U lose your sex appeal and become 'Uncle' ji. V is for VIP phone numbers @ Rs 15 lakh and counting. W is War - on the roads. X is x-rated words they flow freely in casual conversations on the street. Y is 'You nonsense', anger replacing> vocabulary in a shouting match. Z is for Zig Zag for which you should see G, M and P Last edited by rsjaurr : 27th October 2007 at 12:11.

12th October 2007, 18:26	#2296
vkochar Senior - BHPian Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Delhi / Agra / London Posts: 2,156 Thanked: 894 Times View My Garage	I even downlaoded the song - ringtone in the video - it is my new ringtone - Ante - TamilRokz - Too good

19th October 2007, 10:30	#2297
hkanitkar BHPian Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: pune Posts: 668 Thanked: 110 Times View My Garage	try this out.. http://www.counterfeitmini.com/main.swf

23rd October 2007, 08:52	#2300
DriverR BHPian Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Hyderabad Posts: 415 Thanked: 526 Times	An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!" The four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into driver's seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then it dawned on her why. A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station. The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun. No charges were filed.

25th October 2007, 02:19	#2301
toiingg BHPian Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Calcutta Posts: 644 Thanked: 308 Times	Picture taken on the way to Digha !! No edits were done to this photo.

25th October 2007, 02:36	#2302
iraghava Senior - BHPian Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Bhaiyyaland Posts: 8,033 Thanked: 278 Times View My Garage	That's fantastic, what a picture Toiiiinnngggg!!

25th October 2007, 11:02	#2303
Steeroid Senior - BHPian Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: N.A Posts: 7,046 Thanked: 2,756 Times	Lousy Beer, Great Ad!

25th October 2007, 12:29	#2304
vkochar Senior - BHPian Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Delhi / Agra / London Posts: 2,156 Thanked: 894 Times View My Garage	That was quite hilarious !!! Amazing man !!! ROTFLMBAO ( B means Big )

25th October 2007, 12:41	#2305
Bass&Trouble Senior - BHPian Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Bombay Posts: 2,756 Thanked: 137 Times	Haahahahahaha toiing and Steer. Those are hilarious!

26th October 2007, 01:35	#2306
rocksterraghu Senior - BHPian Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Bangalore Posts: 1,240 Thanked: 237 Times View My Garage	Saw this at the entrance of a hotel. ...

26th October 2007, 01:49	#2307
Nitin Senior - BHPian Join Date: May 2006 Location: Houston, Texas Posts: 3,294 Thanked: 20 Times View My Garage	hahah..illeagle activities & weak bride..

26th October 2007, 11:20	#2308
benbsb29 Team-BHP Support Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Brisbane Posts: 10,090 Thanked: 14,099 Times View My Garage	Raghu, that was a funny one alright ! so, what illeagle activities did u engage in?