The Official Joke thread

Edmund · 3rd August 2007, 15:14

Space saving parking solutions!

The real reason to this Tata Indica' state of immobility is the PMC, the car was parallel parked by the kerb [on all four wheels!] an was abandonned, the PMC crew came there to lay new tarmac, and the car never moved, after a few weeks of it being in the same place they simply rolled it over with a JCB!

Easy does it!!!

n_aditya · 3rd August 2007, 16:28

The left rear wheel seems to be missing on the Indica.

Probably a stolen vehicle abandoned by the thieves.

Nice move by the PMC though.

abhilash_iv · 3rd August 2007, 16:34

Quote:

Originally Posted by n_aditya

The left rear wheel seems to be missing on the Indica.

I could see only the right rear wheel in it. All the rest are gone.

autopsyche · 3rd August 2007, 17:22

Haha actually there is just one wheel on the car...

tifosikrishna · 3rd August 2007, 22:21

Quote:

Originally Posted by Edmund

Space saving parking solutions!

The real reason to this Tata Indica' state of immobility is the PMC, the car was parallel parked by the kerb [on all four wheels!] an was abandonned, the PMC crew came there to lay new tarmac, and the car never moved, after a few weeks of it being in the same place they simply rolled it over with a JCB!

Easy does it!!!

though the pics look funny, is it not atrocious to shove it away using a earth mover? it should have been towed to the nearest police statoin...

iraghava · 4th August 2007, 01:27

Quote:

Originally Posted by tifosikrishna

though the pics look funny, is it not atrocious to shove it away using a earth mover? it should have been towed to the nearest police statoin...

Towed on what, one wheel?

Mayavi · 4th August 2007, 01:37

How come it didn't get vandalized? An abandoned car has all parts in place! Somebody get a tow truck and take it away but before that make sure it doesn't have any explosives or dead bodies in it

esteem_lover · 4th August 2007, 01:53

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Originally Posted by benbsb29

Self-explanatory. Enjoy !!
Found at a vending machine.

I'll have the cardman tea. BTW, is there also a cardwoman tea ? if there is, please cancel the cardman & give me the cardwoman. Fantastic find benny.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steeroid

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.

An American woman is sitting across from them. The woman isn't paying attention to their conversation at first, but her attention is grabbed when she hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig" shouts the lady indignantly. "In this country....we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives..."

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa?

I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella...

'Mississippi' ."

tifosikrishna · 4th August 2007, 08:11

Quote:

Originally Posted by iraghava

Towed on what, one wheel?

It is stated that the car was with all four wheels initially when it was abandoned. they could have towed then.

j_j · 5th August 2007, 00:10

The Priest & His Cock

The priest in a small Irish village was very fond of the chickens he kept in the
hen house out behind the parish manse. He had a cock rooster and about ten hens.

One Saturday night the cock rooster went missing, and because the priest had
heard that cock fights occurred in the village, he decided to question his
parishioners about it at church the next morning.

At Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?"

All the men stood up.

"No, No, " he said, "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?"

All the women stood up.

"No, No", he said, "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that
doesn't belong to them?"

Half the women stood up.

"No, No", he said, "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen MY cock?"

All the nuns, and the two priests stood up.

benbsb29 · 6th August 2007, 10:51

Quote:

Originally Posted by esteem_lover

I'll have the cardman tea. BTW, is there also a cardwoman tea ? if there is, please cancel the cardman & give me the cardwoman. Fantastic find benny.

While the Cardwoman gets ready, would you care to enjoy the TOMOTO soup?

speedmiester · 6th August 2007, 12:11

Just happened to see this AD posted on one of the bill boards on Hosur road.

Cant imagine what they were thinking,
Sorry for the poor pic quality

n_aditya · 6th August 2007, 13:15

Quote:

Originally Posted by speedmiester

Wonder how no one protested against this on grounds of obscenity etc.

BTW what product is being advertised?

P.S. Nice find

-GS- · 6th August 2007, 23:09

Found this on a website:

MODEL CARS FROM ALL COUNTRIES
CARS ARE NOW IN SO MANY RANGES
MODEL CARS STARTING PRICE AT 1 LAKH TO 100 CORERS
SO MANY CARS ARE NOW MANUFACTURING IN INDIA ONLY
AND ALL TECHNICAL SUPPORT FOR ALL CARS FROM INDIA.
SO MANY OTHER COUNTRIES ARE BUYING CARS FROM INDIA
OUR INDIAN MODEL CARS ARE GIVING MORE ENJOYMENT.
CARS ARE WITH FULLY CONDITION AND WITH FULLY AUTOMATIC SERVICE.
MANUFACTURING FOR CARS IN INDIA IS MAIN BANGALORE CITY.
NOW CARS ARE MOVING WITH FULLY GAS TO CONTROLS POLLUTION.
NEARLY CARS ARE SO MANY MODELS LIKE MARUTHI,SAFARI,SUMO,AMBASDER,ESTEM,AND SO MANY MODEL CARS AVAILABLE..
BUT BEFORE BUYING A MODEL CAR YOU MUST HAVE A DRIVING LICENSE AND WHEN YOU DRIVE A CAR YOU MUST WEAR CEAT BELT.

iraghava · 7th August 2007, 01:08

Quote:

Originally Posted by speedmiester

Saw the same ad here a few days back (without the Malyalee script of course!) Don't know what this one is for!

3rd August 2007, 15:14	#2161
Edmund BHPian Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Stuttgart, Germany. Posts: 831 Thanked: 173 Times View My Garage	There's parallel parkin and then, there's THIS................. Space saving parking solutions! The real reason to this Tata Indica' state of immobility is the PMC, the car was parallel parked by the kerb [on all four wheels!] an was abandonned, the PMC crew came there to lay new tarmac, and the car never moved, after a few weeks of it being in the same place they simply rolled it over with a JCB! Easy does it!!!

6th August 2007, 12:11	#2172
speedmiester Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: bangalore Posts: 2,439 Thanked: 6,916 Times	Check this Poster on Hosur road Just happened to see this AD posted on one of the bill boards on Hosur road. Cant imagine what they were thinking, Sorry for the poor pic quality

6th August 2007, 23:09	#2174
-GS- BHPian Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Delhi Posts: 390 Thanked: 18 Times	Found this on a website: MODEL CARS FROM ALL COUNTRIES CARS ARE NOW IN SO MANY RANGES MODEL CARS STARTING PRICE AT 1 LAKH TO 100 CORERS SO MANY CARS ARE NOW MANUFACTURING IN INDIA ONLY AND ALL TECHNICAL SUPPORT FOR ALL CARS FROM INDIA. SO MANY OTHER COUNTRIES ARE BUYING CARS FROM INDIA OUR INDIAN MODEL CARS ARE GIVING MORE ENJOYMENT. CARS ARE WITH FULLY CONDITION AND WITH FULLY AUTOMATIC SERVICE. MANUFACTURING FOR CARS IN INDIA IS MAIN BANGALORE CITY. NOW CARS ARE MOVING WITH FULLY GAS TO CONTROLS POLLUTION. NEARLY CARS ARE SO MANY MODELS LIKE MARUTHI,SAFARI,SUMO,AMBASDER,ESTEM,AND SO MANY MODEL CARS AVAILABLE.. BUT BEFORE BUYING A MODEL CAR YOU MUST HAVE A DRIVING LICENSE AND WHEN YOU DRIVE A CAR YOU MUST WEAR CEAT BELT.

3rd August 2007, 16:28	#2162
n_aditya Senior - BHPian Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Namma Bengaluru Posts: 5,373 Thanked: 3,803 Times View My Garage	The left rear wheel seems to be missing on the Indica. Probably a stolen vehicle abandoned by the thieves. Nice move by the PMC though.

3rd August 2007, 17:22	#2164
autopsyche Senior - BHPian Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: New Delhi, Indi Posts: 1,519 Thanked: 36 Times View My Garage	Haha actually there is just one wheel on the car...

4th August 2007, 01:37	#2167
Mayavi BHPian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Scottsdale Posts: 683 Thanked: 10 Times View My Garage	How come it didn't get vandalized? An abandoned car has all parts in place! Somebody get a tow truck and take it away but before that make sure it doesn't have any explosives or dead bodies in it

5th August 2007, 00:10	#2170
j_j Newbie Join Date: May 2007 Location: Mpl Posts: 22 Thanked: 0 Times	The Priest & His Cock The priest in a small Irish village was very fond of the chickens he kept in the hen house out behind the parish manse. He had a cock rooster and about ten hens. One Saturday night the cock rooster went missing, and because the priest had heard that cock fights occurred in the village, he decided to question his parishioners about it at church the next morning. At Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?" All the men stood up. "No, No, " he said, "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?" All the women stood up. "No, No", he said, "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?" Half the women stood up. "No, No", he said, "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen MY cock?" All the nuns, and the two priests stood up.