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lol: really true.. its very confusing with vista :deadhorse ...
But in the end i would suggest WINDOWS XP
ok guys am posting this here because i almost fell of from my chair after reading the following stuff in a community ( orkut ) check it out this is what a guy posted...Topic was `0-100 km/hr`
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9 second at first from my santro, then 8.5, now it's around 8 seconds ..
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ofcourse evryone in the community was shocked by this statement and demanded an explanation about how he achieved this so this was his reply..
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first things first .. remove extra weight from your car .. stepni, tool box, or something like that ... lower the tyre pressure from 30 to 20 .. if you have front wheel drive then lower the tyre pressure of front wheels, if you have rear wheel drive then lower the pressure of rear wheel drive ..after doing these two things drive your car .. you'll notice the change ... and for your information ... the car that i have (santro) is not modded at all .. only two things that i have done to it is ..make it a bit light weight .. and lower the front tyre pressure ..
stock santro is around 1189 Kgs .. but if you try you can make it as light as 1050 ... now calculate the power weight ratio .. i.e ..
1300CC/1050 --- this will be the new power ...
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P.S - mods i hope this is not innapropriate ,please feel free to delete the post if this is against the rules.
Hmmmm.. I wonder what that guy will do in complete flat tires... maybe 6..:D..
Godfather
He could also throw out more useless things, like, say, the driver.
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Originally Posted by elf
(Post 408219)
He could also throw out more useless things, like, say, the driver.
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@elf.. There is one more point here
1300CC/1050 --- this will be the new power ...
Which santro comes with a 1.3L engine??
Godfather
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Originally Posted by Godfather
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@elf.. There is one more point here
1300CC/1050 --- this will be the new power ...
Which santro comes with a 1.3L engine??
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And which one weighs 1050 kgs?? LOL this guy is hilarious. Ask him to throw off the engine and drive lightest!
Robert: baas, China se Mr. Hu aayee hain.
Ajit: Goli maar do. Hu mar jaane par humor ban ke sab ko hasaayenge.
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Scene: Ajeet thouroughly disgusted with Mona daaa..arrling's typing.
Ajeet: Raaberrt, Mona ke dono hathon ko kaat do.
Raabert: Magar kyoon baas ?
Ajeet: Typing to nahi atee, kamsekam shaarthand to seekh legi.
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Ajeet: Raabert, in kutton ke saamne yeh Compooter laga do aur debugger
starrt kar do.
Raabert: Lekin kyoon, baas?
Ajeet: Saale Checkpoint mein atak jayenge.
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Ajeet: Raabert, Test Match mein kyaa ho raha hai ?
Raabert: Baas, Vivian Richards chhakke pe chhakka maar raha hai.
Ajeet: Saaleh ko sabak sikhana padega. Lunch break mein usse phone milana.
Raabert: Yes baas.
Ajeet: (on phone, to Richards): Veeveeyun Reechards, tumhari Maa hamare
kabze mein hai .......
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Scene: Ajeet comes to know about the traitor in his gang.
Ajeet: Raabert, ise ShamePain mein daal tho, agar Shame se nahi mara
to Pain se mar jayega.
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Ajeet: Rabert! isko eraser se maar do, yeh mar bhi jayega aur mit bhi jayega
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Raabert: Baas! Aaap ko kaun si teen chiz sabse jahyahda pasand hein baas?
Ajeet: Ek Mona, Doosra Sona, aur Tisra, Mona ke saath Sona
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Peter: Baas? Sona kahan hei?
Ajeet: Tum chahe jahan bhi sona, lekin mujhe to Mona darling ke saath sona!
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Scene: Ajeet is escaping with his men in a helicopter...
Ajeet: Kuch hee der mein hamara helicopter hindustan ki sarhadon ke pare
door birmingham mein hoga. Wahaan tumhe ek kaale rang ki sioorlett
(cheverlett) nazar aayegi. Wo tumhe signal degee...on..off..on..off
Raabert : baas..hamara signal kya hoga ?
Ajeet : bewkoof...off..on..off..on...
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Raabert: Baas? Is kaa kyaa kare baas?
Ajeet: Rawbert! Is pille ko liquid oxygen me daal do. Liquid ise jeene
nahi dega, aur oxygen ise marne nahi dega.
A man and his nagging wife went to Jerusalem for a holiday where unfortunately, she died.
The undertaker advised that shipping her back to India would cost him $5000 whereas if he buried her in Jerusalem, it would cost only $150/-.
Husband chose to ship her home.
The undertaker was surprised and asked why.
Husband said:''A LONG TIME AGO A MAN DIED AND WAS BURIED HERE AND ON THE THIRD DAY HE ROSE AGAIN. I CAN'T TAKE THAT CHANCE, SORRY''
HAPPY EASTER TO ALL OF YOU!!:D
Ram, some part of this photo series is known to be photoshopped. This has been around the Internet for long.
Its the last pic which is photoshopped.
A scene somewhere in bihar.
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A scene somewhere in bihar.
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That's a very common scene up North!
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