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----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: NCJ
Posted At: Friday, January 20, 2006 11:45 AM
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Subject: Can we have better coffee vending machines?
Hi,
Can we have better coffee vending machines in Bglr DC like other DC's? I remember we had got this Horlicks/Bornvita Vending machines in Hyd-DC (one per building) which lot of people out there has appreciated. Can we hope of getting similar ones in Bglr DC .
Regards,
NCJ
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From: MRS
Posted At: Friday, January 20, 2006 11:57 AM
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Yes please...both tea and coffee taste really horrible...the milk powder is no substitute for actual milk.. what with all kinds of bugs coming out of the machine too!
It would be really nice to have something like what is suggested here.
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From: SS
Posted At: Friday, January 20, 2006 2:11 PM
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Subject: RE: Can we have better coffee vending machines?
I agree with you that milk powder is no substitute for actual milk. Similarly old milk is no substitute for fresh milk.
So how about having a cow and a decoction maker in each building, so that we can get a nice flavoured coffee.
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From: A S S
Posted At: Friday, January 20, 2006 2:14 PM
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Subject: Can we have better coffee vending machines?
Can we also have buffaloes please ???
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From: ANT
Posted At: Friday, January 20, 2006 2:23 PM
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Subject: Can we have better coffee vending machines?
Why don't we have goats too......?.
AA, are you listening?
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From: JG
Posted At: Friday, January 20, 2006 2:37 PM
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Subject: Can we have better coffee vending machines?
I did not get this
Goats and then AA are you listening?
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From: RR
Posted At: Friday, January 20, 2006 2:39 PM
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Can we have explanations?
RR
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From: SK
Posted At: Friday, January 20, 2006 2:50 PM
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Subject: RE: Can we have better coffee vending machines?
Who is AA? Is it a goats name??
Regards,
SK
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From: AM
Posted At: Friday, January 20, 2006 2:55 PM
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Subject: RE: Can we have better coffee vending machines?
I think AA is the one who might arrange for the goats!!!!!!! (No offences meant) :-)
Can anyone make the arrangements for the cow and buffaloes please?
Also the tea and coffee plantations!!!!!!!!
;-)
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From: AA
Posted At: Friday, January 20, 2006 3:09 PM
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Subject: Can we have better coffee vending machines?
No!
If you want I can sign a petition online beseeching the authorities to allow cows, buffaloes and good coffee vending machines in ****....
That's the MAX I am willing to do
Thanks and Regards,
AA
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From: A S S
Posted At: Friday, January 20, 2006 3:12 PM
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Subject: Can we have better coffee vending machines?
What if some buffalo turns out to be a LeT operative ?
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From: NCJ
Posted At: Friday, January 20, 2006 3:14 PM
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Subject: Re:Can we have better coffee vending machines?
Now we have to decide whether should buy Vending machines or milk giving animals like Cow/buffalo/Goat?
Regards,
NCJ
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From: AM
Posted At: Friday, January 20, 2006 3:26 PM
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Subject: Re:Can we have better coffee vending machines?
No need to buy the vending macines as CCD will provide them on loan I guess. Now coming to the goats/cows/buffaloes we have to purchase them, now the question is how many???? Should all building have one of each or should one building have only one animal?/? That is the point we have to decide on.
As far as the plantation goes I think the golf course is used no more, so we can have a tea and coffee plantation over there.
After all its about tea or coffee so we need the main ingredient fresh!!!!! isnt it????????
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From: SS
Posted At: Friday, January 20, 2006 3:43 PM
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Subject: Can we have better coffee vending machines?
Guys ............. It was started with cow. Then people added buffalos and goats to the list. Check if anything else is missed out ( if its milk is useful or it is useful in some other way) before sending the suggestion to the concerned dept / authority.
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From: AM
Posted At: Friday, January 20, 2006 3:53 PM
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Subject: Can we have better coffee vending machines?
Will the goats, buffaloes, cows and other animals have to follow the dress code ????????? And will they have permanent ID card???????/ After all security was questioned by one of us!
I think having ID cards will help ensure better security. + the dress code will make them look more professional
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From: SSD
Posted At: Friday, January 20, 2006 4:03 PM
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Subject: Can we have better coffee vending machines?
Yes, 'Photo ID Card' is necessary!
Or we would need dogs if the animals look too similar for security guys to identify.
Baggage check is not in question right now, but may be some day, if we have plans to allow Kangaroos for some reason.
SSD
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From: AM
Posted At: Friday, January 20, 2006 4:11 PM
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Subject: Can we have better coffee vending machines?
Yes thats true.
As cars or two wheelers are no more allowed inside the campus and the golf carts are only for the clients the ones who do not know cycling can use kangaroos for quick transportations from one place to another within the campus.
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From: CC
Posted At: Friday, January 20, 2006 4:12 PM
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Can the milking of the cows, buffaloes and goats be outsourced since it's not a core competency that *** enjoys ?
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From: AS
Posted At: Friday, January 20, 2006 4:14 PM
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Subject: Can we have better coffee vending machines?
Ya...and that will make devegowda happy too
AS
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From: ASC
Posted At: Friday, January 20, 2006 4:19 PM
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Can we have a separate DC for their Training n production?
"Production People" - no they would called "Production Animals"
N they hv separate recruitment policy.
Can any one suggest their minimum criteria?
ASC
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From: SS
Posted At: Friday, January 20, 2006 4:40 PM
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Subject: Can we have better coffee vending machines?
Yes we need to have very strict selection criteria so that only quality cows/buffaloes/camels/goats/sheep/llama/elk/elephants etc. are recruited for milking.
1) Should have consistently high 'milkademic' performance. Should have given more than or equal to 10 litres/day in the past.
2) Should have high 'dungamatic' quotient. Should not have passed dung on the premises more than 3.4 times per 1000 days.
3) Should be good team players and not kick the milkman while milking.
4) Should meet deadlines and allow milking at late-hours and night-shifts too for the foreign clients.
5) Should have no communication skills else can disturb the employees by ba-ba/moo-moo etc.
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From: AA
Posted At: Fri 1/20/2006 4:44 PM
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Subject: Can we have better coffee vending machines?
Ba-Ba Moo-Moo - ROTFL
What will the grazing grounds signboards say in that case? "Milking in progress, No mooing please?"
And will the cattle stock be taught to read these
Thanks and Regards,
AA
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From: KK
Posted At: Friday, January 20, 2006 4:53 PM
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Subject: RE: Can we have better coffee vending machines?
wil our dear cows /buffaloos........................................e tc hav onsite oppurtunities as they wud surely want to know this in the interview...............
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From: AM
Posted At: Friday, January 20, 2006 4:59 PM
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Subject: RE: Can we have better coffee vending machines?
Yes certainly they should have, as **** is a global company!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Perhaps after tasing the coffee and tea here the client might want to outsource their coffee and tea facility to ****
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