Drifters' stitch is a cheap and effective way of semi-permanently fixing torn bumpers with the use of a drill and zip ties. Legend has it that drifters often use this method to quickly tie up bumpers they tore as against buying new bumpers for hundreds of dollars each time they get it wrong.
The total cost of this job on my Tata nano was Rs.30.
Tools required :
1. Drill machine with 3mm drill bit
2. Zip ties - 2x20mm - 1 pack
3. Philips screwdriver (optional)
4. 10mm spanner/T wrench (optional)
5. Patience and a cold beverage
Step 1: (Optional) Take the bumper off the car
This step is optional if the tear is small enough and you have access to a cordless drill or can park your car close to a power source for the duration of repair.
On the nano, the following need to be removed to take the bumper completely off the car
2x 10mm bolts on the top of the bumper
2x 10mm bolts on the underside of the car
4x screws each on either side attaching to the fender - 2 of these are a pain in the wrong place to access, unless you take of the wheels (Ain't nobody got time for that!)
There are also two clips on either side attaching to the fender which will slide off easy-peasy.
Step 2 : Shape the bumper with heat, if required
Apply moderate heat with a heat gun or hair dryer around the center of the dent to soften plastic. Take care not to heat it too much and ruin what's left of the clearcoat. Push the bumper out with your hands from the inside rather than trying to pull with a plunger or use glue gun tacks etc.. those would be overkill since you have heated the bumper.
For health and safety reasons, you may choose to wear gloves or use a rag on the hand that is touching this heated plastic. It was a cold evening under the spin of a Crompton Greaves Inc product so I didn't bother.
Step 3 : Drill holes
I used 2x20mm zip ties. For this reason, I used a 3mm drill bit to drill holes. There is absolutely no reason to use a larger drill bit or zip ties. Since I didn't have such tiny zip ties, I ran to the nearest electrical store to get a pack of 100 for Rs.30.
While drilling holes, ensure that you drill holes along both sides of the tear and drill from the painted side. The ideal distance between each hole to the next is around 1cm. You may choose to mark the hole path and distance in advance with an OHP marker if you suffer from obsessive compulsive disorder. I chose not to do this because of who I am as a person and my rather imperfect memory around the topic of the location of said marker.
Side note : If you suffer from OCD, you may not want to do this in the first place since the bumper will not be perfect after the job is complete. Alternatively, you may have to tear the bumper on the other side to maintain symmetry. This step may increase the length and complexity of this job. Consider yourself warned.
If you have a long enough tear like I did, it is a good idea to skip to step 4 and back after every 20 holes (5 criss cross patterns).
Step 4 : Stitch the bumper
This is a long drawn process but one that is rewarding

. Thread zip ties from the inside and loop them out on the outside. Ensure to keep the smooth side on top of the painted surface while the ridge side, lock top and ridge side on the inside of the bumper. Make sure to follow the same over and under pattern as you chose for the first set of holes. Changing the pattern is unnecessary and may not hold the shape as perfectly.
Once you are done, the inside of the bumper should look something like this.
If you have more than one direction of tear, ensure the zip ties intersect in the same criss cross pattern because I said so.
Caution : Always start from the inside of the tear, never from the outside. If you start from the flared end of the tear, you may not be able to maintain shape of the bumper perfectly, especially if it's a tear longer than 3 inches.
Step 5 : Install the bumper back on the car
Alternate step 5 : Enjoy cold beverage
Step 6 : Store tools safely, out of reach of children, pets and thieves.
