Quotes in Praise of Offroading & Jeeps

fiery enzyme · 30th January 2010, 03:01

Hahahaha...Bend over...till the cows come home.

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Originally Posted by fiery enzyme

Hahahaha...Bend over...till the cows come home.

Bala : Always quote the text in full -

petrol_head · 31st January 2010, 13:02

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blue Thunder

2. I don't mind, because you no longer matter (Arka's mod of Mark Twain's quote "Age is an issue of mind over matter...if you dont mind it doesn't matter")

It is actually.. "Its a question of mind over matter.. I no longer mind cuz you no longer matter"

A new one - What do you get when a 1 Ton spends quality time with a Jeep? - A Gypsy

rust_in_peace · 20th July 2010, 22:42

Seen upside down on a jeep -- If you can read this, please flip me back over

harjeev · 22nd July 2010, 16:50

Saw this picture on facebook and thought I should post it here

Ive got stickers made of this and pasted it on the tailgate of my ride!!!

Samurai · 22nd July 2010, 18:01

There was a variation of this, "Don't follow me, I can go anywhere"

4x4 cruiser · 22nd July 2010, 18:02

Hi Harjeev,

Thats a fantastic sticker for the Jeep. I have sent you p.m for my email id, if not much trouble could please mail me the high resolution picture. Would love to post it on my Jeep, which i have purchased just one hour back.

Tejas@perioimpl · 19th December 2012, 16:05

A few from my side:

Its the unintentional rolls that scare you

Horsepower is how fast you hit the wall.
Torque is how far you take the wall with you.

Walking isn't a lost art - one must, by some means, get to the garage.* ~Evan Esar

Luck is when opportunity meets preparation

Perhaps the single most important element in mastering the techniques and tactics of offroading is experience. But once you have the fundamentals, acquiring the experience is a matter of time.

paras211 · 19th December 2012, 18:07

When the going gets tough,shift to 4x4.

SILVERWOOD · 19th December 2012, 18:31

"If its not leaking, it must be empty!"

yamaniac · 20th December 2012, 11:49

This one is my all time fave. My JEEP ....won a war! your HONDA... Mowed my lawn!

davidashish · 19th March 2013, 10:38

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tusker4x4

Hey Guys,

A couple of Quotes in praise of Offroading and Jeeps.

Pls Add to it.

1. "Offroading gives a better high than Single Malt"

2. "Jeeps ar like women the more you strip them better they Look"

3. "Its better to have a Hangover of Offroading than Liquor"

Regds

Amit

I second the theory !!

affsal · 19th March 2013, 11:34

One of my Favourites :

Jeeps are Built not Bought

affsal · 19th March 2013, 16:10

Couple more:

Its a Jeep Thing, You Woudnt Know.

Its a Jeep Thing, Even I Dont Know.

davidashish · 19th March 2013, 16:50

Quote:

Originally Posted by affsal

One of my Favourites :

Jeeps are Built not Bought

SUITS MY NEED - DOES THE JOB

davidashish · 19th March 2013, 16:56

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tusker4x4

Hey Guys,

A couple of Quotes in praise of Offroading and Jeeps.

Pls Add to it.

1. "Offroading gives a better high than Single Malt"

2. "Jeeps ar like women the more you strip them better they Look"

3. "Its better to have a Hangover of Offroading than Liquor"

Regds

Amit

Awesome Brother

Check Decals

20th July 2010, 22:42	#48
rust_in_peace Newbie Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Trivandrum Posts: 31 Thanked: 8 Times	Seen upside down on a jeep -- If you can read this, please flip me back over
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22nd July 2010, 16:50	#49
harjeev Senior - BHPian Join Date: May 2006 Location: New Delhi Posts: 1,900 Thanked: 296 Times View My Garage	Saw this picture on facebook and thought I should post it here Ive got stickers made of this and pasted it on the tailgate of my ride!!! Attached Thumbnails
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22nd July 2010, 18:01	#50
Samurai Team-BHP Support Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Bangalore/Udupi Posts: 26,001 Thanked: 49,637 Times View My Garage	There was a variation of this, "Don't follow me, I can go anywhere"
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22nd July 2010, 18:02	#51
4x4 cruiser BHPian Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Navi Mumbai Posts: 119 Thanked: 7 Times	Hi Harjeev, Thats a fantastic sticker for the Jeep. I have sent you p.m for my email id, if not much trouble could please mail me the high resolution picture. Would love to post it on my Jeep, which i have purchased just one hour back.
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19th December 2012, 16:05	#52
Tejas@perioimpl Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Bombay Posts: 4,430 Thanked: 9,764 Times View My Garage	Re: Quotes in Praise of Offroading & Jeeps A few from my side: Its the unintentional rolls that scare you Horsepower is how fast you hit the wall. Torque is how far you take the wall with you. Walking isn't a lost art - one must, by some means, get to the garage.* ~Evan Esar Luck is when opportunity meets preparation Perhaps the single most important element in mastering the techniques and tactics of offroading is experience. But once you have the fundamentals, acquiring the experience is a matter of time.
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19th December 2012, 18:07	#53
paras211 BHPian Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: mumbai Posts: 660 Thanked: 176 Times View My Garage	Re: Quotes in Praise of Offroading & Jeeps When the going gets tough,shift to 4x4.
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19th December 2012, 18:31	#54
SILVERWOOD Senior - BHPian Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: BANG-A-LURE. Posts: 1,209 Thanked: 4,667 Times	Re: Quotes in Praise of Offroading & Jeeps "If its not leaking, it must be empty!"
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20th December 2012, 11:49	#55
yamaniac BHPian Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Mangalore Posts: 283 Thanked: 270 Times View My Garage	Re: Quotes in Praise of Offroading & Jeeps This one is my all time fave. My JEEP ....won a war! your HONDA... Mowed my lawn!
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19th March 2013, 11:34	#57
affsal Newbie Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Trivandrum/Dxb Posts: 15 Thanked: 4 Times	Re: Quotes in Praise of Offroading & Jeeps One of my Favourites : Jeeps are Built not Bought
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19th March 2013, 16:10	#58
affsal Newbie Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Trivandrum/Dxb Posts: 15 Thanked: 4 Times	Re: Quotes in Praise of Offroading & Jeeps Couple more: Its a Jeep Thing, You Woudnt Know. Its a Jeep Thing, Even I Dont Know.
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