Quotes in Praise of Offroading & Jeeps

beejay · 20th August 2009, 15:03

Jeeps Equal Erotic Pleasure.

rhandle · 22nd August 2009, 14:11

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How a jeep goes everywhere a Toyota can...

gonewithwind · 14th October 2009, 18:29

"I drive a jeep. An old jeep, so nobody will say I`m driving a BMW anymore. I couldn`t stand that BMW, ha ha ha! BMW make pure trouble!" - Bob Marley

GTO,

Bob marley owned a Land rover Defender not a jeep. It is exhibited in his museum in Kingstone, Jamaica.

According to Bob Marley BMW stand for Bob Marley and the Wailers.

gonewithwind · 15th October 2009, 01:54

Here is Bob Marley's Land Rover Defender in his musem.
This image is from bob marley.com

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RVD · 15th October 2009, 21:34

Saw this on a Safari.." I might get LOST but I will never get STUCK"

Regards

Rahul

offroad_maniac · 18th October 2009, 12:08

This is what is posted somewhere near Lion's Back trail (saw it on Discovery channel

):

"Road Ends....
..... Journey begins!"

esteem_lover · 20th January 2010, 15:05

Most of us know Arka (ex670c on Team-BHP) as the off road fanatic with a passion for anything with 4WD and above. There is one more thing which is specific to ex670c which i thought should be brought out here on T-BHP. I am sure he is distinguished for that too.

Arka has a long list of one liners that are most interesting and funny. Just thought that I will start it off here.

One of his very best (in Tamil)

"Naa adicha unakku valikum, nee adicha unakku valikum"

In English "If I hit you, you will get hurt, If you hit me still you will get hurt"

The above was spoken to the truly deserving chennai auto wallah. What Arka actually meant was about his MM540 & the Auto, not the personalities, but of course it goes beautifully with the personalities too. There are quite a few that other close associates of Arka can add. Over to you guys.

svsantosh · 20th January 2010, 15:09

Arka... One thread entirely for you

One from me which I believe a lot... (abridged version)

If its not a 4x4, its a Peep, not a JEEP

headers · 27th January 2010, 20:16

Johny, Most cant be stated here - Anyways Let me have a try !

1. Dont teach PAPA how to *u*k
2. I no longer mind, cos you no longer matter.
3. Many have come, many have gone
4. Whisky makes it Risky
5. You Gotta JEEP - A REAL JEEP ?
6. A classic one - Someone asks arka what the three levers in his Nissan 4W73 are - He says 1st gear , 2nd gear and 3rd gear pointing to each of the gear levers..

RAINMAKER · 27th January 2010, 20:25

This was coined over a drink session with the Chennai Jeepers day-before-yesterday (25/1/10).. The theme was the CJ3B's petrol consumption..

" It Sucks But it F*@#$".

Another one on the Hurricane.

"Silent but Violent".....

whicked wheels · 28th January 2010, 00:03

This 1st one is on my friends jeep.
"who needs a HUMMER when you are blown away by a JEEP"
Here are some more.
"GO ride the bus PAL"
"If you can read this i am not dirty"
"Eats GAS Hauls A*S"
This ones mine, "JEEP nothing like having it ON THE ROCKS"

Blue Thunder · 28th January 2010, 06:58

Quote:

Originally Posted by headers

...
2. I no longer mind, cos you no longer matter.
...

2. I don't mind, because you no longer matter (Arka's mod of Mark Twain's quote "Age is an issue of mind over matter...if you dont mind it doesn't matter")

ex670c · 28th January 2010, 10:23

Quote:

Originally Posted by headers

Johny, Most cant be stated here - Anyways Let me have a try !
2. I no longer mind, cos you no longer matter.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blue Thunder

2. I don't mind, because you no longer matter (Arka's mod of Mark Twain's quote "Age is an issue of mind over matter...if you dont mind it doesn't matter")

It goes like this...

Its a Question of Mind Over Matter, I no longer Mind, cause you no longer Matter.

Deep, on the Nissan 4W73 to some JEEPer, Don't Fart, in front of Thunder.

headers · 28th January 2010, 12:32

Quote:

Originally Posted by ex670c

Deep, on the Nissan 4W73 to some JEEPer, Don't Fart, in front of Thunder.

Arka to me:

You gotta Jeepsy

esteem_lover · 28th January 2010, 15:50

I guess more will come after the wtpt on friday.

20th August 2009, 15:03	#31
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rhandle BHPian Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Ghaziabad Posts: 549 Thanked: 118 Times	How a jeep goes everywhere a Toyota can...
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gonewithwind BHPian Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Trivandrum Posts: 143 Thanked: 5 Times	"I drive a jeep. An old jeep, so nobody will say I`m driving a BMW anymore. I couldn`t stand that BMW, ha ha ha! BMW make pure trouble!" - Bob Marley GTO, Bob marley owned a Land rover Defender not a jeep. It is exhibited in his museum in Kingstone, Jamaica. According to Bob Marley BMW stand for Bob Marley and the Wailers. Last edited by gonewithwind : 14th October 2009 at 18:40.
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15th October 2009, 01:54	#34
gonewithwind BHPian Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Trivandrum Posts: 143 Thanked: 5 Times	Here is Bob Marley's Land Rover Defender in his musem. This image is from bob marley.com
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15th October 2009, 21:34	#35
RVD BHPian Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: BANGALORE Posts: 156 Thanked: 291 Times	Saw this on a Safari.." I might get LOST but I will never get STUCK" Regards Rahul
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18th October 2009, 12:08	#36
offroad_maniac BHPian Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Thane-Mumbai Posts: 492 Thanked: 156 Times	This is what is posted somewhere near Lion's Back trail (saw it on Discovery channel ): "Road Ends.... ..... Journey begins!"
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20th January 2010, 15:05	#37
esteem_lover Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Madras/Py Posts: 7,556 Thanked: 513 Times View My Garage	ARKA-isms (ex670c) Most of us know Arka (ex670c on Team-BHP) as the off road fanatic with a passion for anything with 4WD and above. There is one more thing which is specific to ex670c which i thought should be brought out here on T-BHP. I am sure he is distinguished for that too. Arka has a long list of one liners that are most interesting and funny. Just thought that I will start it off here. One of his very best (in Tamil) "Naa adicha unakku valikum, nee adicha unakku valikum" In English "If I hit you, you will get hurt, If you hit me still you will get hurt" The above was spoken to the truly deserving chennai auto wallah. What Arka actually meant was about his MM540 & the Auto, not the personalities, but of course it goes beautifully with the personalities too. There are quite a few that other close associates of Arka can add. Over to you guys.
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20th January 2010, 15:09	#38
svsantosh Senior - BHPian Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Dubai Posts: 4,283 Thanked: 8,043 Times View My Garage	Arka... One thread entirely for you One from me which I believe a lot... (abridged version) If its not a 4x4, its a Peep, not a JEEP
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27th January 2010, 20:16	#39
headers Senior - BHPian Join Date: May 2006 Location: Greater Chennai Posts: 4,667 Thanked: 563 Times	Johny, Most cant be stated here - Anyways Let me have a try ! 1. Dont teach PAPA how to uk 2. I no longer mind, cos you no longer matter. 3. Many have come, many have gone 4. Whisky makes it Risky 5. You Gotta JEEP - A REAL JEEP ? 6. A classic one - Someone asks arka what the three levers in his Nissan 4W73 are - He says 1st gear , 2nd gear and 3rd gear pointing to each of the gear levers..
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27th January 2010, 20:25	#40
RAINMAKER BHPian Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Bangalore Posts: 146 Thanked: 82 Times View My Garage	This was coined over a drink session with the Chennai Jeepers day-before-yesterday (25/1/10).. The theme was the CJ3B's petrol consumption.. " It Sucks But it F*@#$". Another one on the Hurricane. "Silent but Violent".....
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28th January 2010, 00:03	#41
whicked wheels BHPian Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: PUNE Posts: 366 Thanked: 83 Times View My Garage	Bumper stickers. This 1st one is on my friends jeep. "who needs a HUMMER when you are blown away by a JEEP" Here are some more. "GO ride the bus PAL" "If you can read this i am not dirty" "Eats GAS Hauls A*S" This ones mine, "JEEP nothing like having it ON THE ROCKS"
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28th January 2010, 15:50	#45
esteem_lover Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Madras/Py Posts: 7,556 Thanked: 513 Times View My Garage	I guess more will come after the wtpt on friday.
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