The Official Joke thread

PPS · 15th February 2012, 19:09

True for some!

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Unknownsatan · 15th February 2012, 19:10

Found this in Facebook.

Scorcher · 15th February 2012, 20:07

What you're doing, think again

m_upreti · 15th February 2012, 20:49

Quote:

Originally Posted by DWind

Google is right! That is because you need to take a Ferry from Nagapattinam to Colombo, which has to circumnavigate the island as palk strait is not navigable now.

Thanks.. seems I need to brush up my geography

bluevolt · 15th February 2012, 20:52

If swimming is a good exercise to stay FIT, why are whales FAT??

Why is the place in a stadium where people SIT, called a STAND?

Why is that everyone wants to go to HEAVEN but nobody wants to DIE?

Shall I say that there is racial discrimination even in chess as the WHITE piece is moved FIRST?

In our country, we have FREEDOM of SPEECH, then why do we have TELEPHONE BILLS?

If money doesnt grow on TREES then why do banks have BRANCHES?

Why doesnt GLUE stick to its BOTTLE?

Why do you still call it a BUILDING when its already BUILT?

If its true that we are here to HELP others,what are others HERE for?

If you arent supposed to DRINK and DRIVE why do bars have PARKING lots?

We all are Living in a seriously funny world..!!

bluevolt · 15th February 2012, 21:46

Jugaad

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Parent's Dream

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Hate Sachin Tendulkar?

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raghu.t.k · 15th February 2012, 23:36

I still cannot believe this was done

but given that its in the press I presume that this has happened

PIA flight full, so two get seats in loo instead - The Times of India

bluevolt · 16th February 2012, 14:15

psychological trick

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google girl

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Anand123 · 16th February 2012, 16:33

My latest FB status-
I guess atleast 20 people in every 100 people of my friends list, have a photography page!!

prateekm · 16th February 2012, 17:16

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scorcher

What you're doing, think again

Just a edit in the last thumbnail of the picture!

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neoranjit · 16th February 2012, 21:18

True Love is forever

Marlon · 16th February 2012, 22:00

Feb 15 - World iPill Day

Why is this the next day after Valentines Day?

bluevolt · 16th February 2012, 23:02

If you Watch An Apple Store Getting Robbed, you Are An iWitness...

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Facts about life....LET US HAVE SOME LIGHTER MOMENTS…

1 . If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!

2 . Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting the lion not to attack you because you are a vegetarian . Think about it .

3 . Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear,but what we are inside. So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the Admiration!

4 . Don't walk as if you rule the world, walk as if you don't care who rules the world!
That's called Attitude . Keep on rocking!

5 . He was a good man .. He never smoked, drank had no affair . When he died,the insurance company refused the claim .
They said, he who never lived, cannot die!

6 . A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles . He's now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles!

7 . So many options for suicide:
Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow but sure!

8 . Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest has girlfriends!

9 . All desirable things in life are either illegal, banned, expensive or Married to someone else!

and the Best.....!!!

10 . Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!!=))
HAVE A WACKY DAY!

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Scorcher · 17th February 2012, 14:42

What kind of concert cost 45 cents?

50 cent feat. Nickelback

bluevolt · 17th February 2012, 15:41

1Gb 20 Years Ago And 1Gb Now...

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Olay!

15th February 2012, 19:09	#6601
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15th February 2012, 19:10	#6602
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15th February 2012, 20:07	#6603
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15th February 2012, 20:52	#6605
bluevolt Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: New Delhi Posts: 3,275 Thanked: 3,477 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread If swimming is a good exercise to stay FIT, why are whales FAT?? Why is the place in a stadium where people SIT, called a STAND? Why is that everyone wants to go to HEAVEN but nobody wants to DIE? Shall I say that there is racial discrimination even in chess as the WHITE piece is moved FIRST? In our country, we have FREEDOM of SPEECH, then why do we have TELEPHONE BILLS? If money doesnt grow on TREES then why do banks have BRANCHES? Why doesnt GLUE stick to its BOTTLE? Why do you still call it a BUILDING when its already BUILT? If its true that we are here to HELP others,what are others HERE for? If you arent supposed to DRINK and DRIVE why do bars have PARKING lots? We all are Living in a seriously funny world..!!

15th February 2012, 21:46	#6606
bluevolt Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: New Delhi Posts: 3,275 Thanked: 3,477 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Jugaad Parent's Dream Hate Sachin Tendulkar?

15th February 2012, 23:36	#6607
raghu.t.k BHPian Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Chennai Posts: 476 Thanked: 208 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread I still cannot believe this was done but given that its in the press I presume that this has happened PIA flight full, so two get seats in loo instead - The Times of India

16th February 2012, 14:15	#6608
bluevolt Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: New Delhi Posts: 3,275 Thanked: 3,477 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread psychological trick ___________________________________ google girl Last edited by bluevolt : 16th February 2012 at 14:20.

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16th February 2012, 23:02	#6613
bluevolt Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: New Delhi Posts: 3,275 Thanked: 3,477 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread If you Watch An Apple Store Getting Robbed, you Are An iWitness... ________________________ ___________________________ Facts about life....LET US HAVE SOME LIGHTER MOMENTS… 1 . If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life! 2 . Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting the lion not to attack you because you are a vegetarian . Think about it . 3 . Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear,but what we are inside. So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the Admiration! 4 . Don't walk as if you rule the world, walk as if you don't care who rules the world! That's called Attitude . Keep on rocking! 5 . He was a good man .. He never smoked, drank had no affair . When he died,the insurance company refused the claim . They said, he who never lived, cannot die! 6 . A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles . He's now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles! 7 . So many options for suicide: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow but sure! 8 . Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest has girlfriends! 9 . All desirable things in life are either illegal, banned, expensive or Married to someone else! and the Best.....!!! 10 . Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!!=)) HAVE A WACKY DAY! _____________________________________ Last edited by noopster : 17th February 2012 at 14:13. Reason: Rule 11 is inviolate:)

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Scorcher Senior - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Trivandrum, KL Posts: 4,922 Thanked: 7,175 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread What kind of concert cost 45 cents? 50 cent feat. Nickelback Last edited by Scorcher : 17th February 2012 at 14:46.

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