>>How to catch a lion?????????
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>> Newton's Method:
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>>Let, the lion catch you.
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>>For every action there is equal and opposite
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>>reaction. Implies you caught lion.
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>> Einstein Method:
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>>Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.
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>>Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also
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>>run faster and will get tired soon. Now you can trap
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>>it easily.
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>> Software Engineer Method:
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>>Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven
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>>that its a Lion. If anyone comes back with issues
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>>tell that you will upgrade it to Lion.
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>> Indian Police Method:
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>>catch any animal and interrogate it & torture it to
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>>accept that its a lion.
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>> Rajnikanth Method :
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>>Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack
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>>anytime. The lion will live in fear and die soon in
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>>fear itself.
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>> Jayalalitha Method:
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>>Send Police commissioner Muthukaruppan around 2AM and
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>>kill it, while it's sleeping !
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>> Manirathnam Method (director):
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>>Make sure the lion does not get sun light and put the
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>>lion in a dark room with a single candle lighted.
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>>Keep murmuring something in its ears. The
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>>lion will be highly irritated and commit suicide.
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>> Karan Johar Method (director):
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>>Send a lioness into the forest. Our lion and lioness
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>>fall in love with each othe! r. Send another lioness
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>>in to the forest, followed by another lion.
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>>First lion loves the first lioness and the second
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>>lion loves the 2nd lioness.
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>>But 2nd lioness loves both lions. Now send another
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>>lioness(third) into the forest. You don't understand
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>>right... ok....read it after 15 yrs, then
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>>also u wont !
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>> Yash Chopra method (director):
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>>Take the lion to Australia or US.. and kill it in a
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>>good scenic location.
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>> Govinda method:
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>>Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.
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>> Menaka Gandhi method:
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>>save the lion from a danger and feed him with some
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>>vegetables continuously.
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>> George bush method:
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>>Link the lion with osama bin laden and shoot him!!!
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>> Ravi Shastri method:
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>>Ask the lion to bowl at u. U bat for 200 ***** and
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>>score 1 run
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cheers,